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Welcome. Once again to Cranky old dudes. I'm Woodrow Data Bodine and sitting next to me is my sidekick, Leon J Thibodeau. Good day to you, Leon. Hello, Woodrow and Happy New Year to you, Woodrow. What's all this anti new equipment in the studio? Leon? We have a new look in a new format for 2009. We're now gonna take live phone calls from listeners. Also, we've hooked up with our friends over at Web M D for a new segment where we're gonna dispense free advice on healthy lifestyle, not only for cranky old dudes, but listeners of all ages, we got the full showbiz package. Now, Woodrow, you gotta Leon full tilt. Damn the torpedoes. So, what's on the diet for today's discussion? Woodrow? Well, today we're going to address the subject of cranky old dudes and their favorite clothes or what I like to term as old guy uniforms. You know, Leon, one of the most popular items of clothing for old guys is the jumpsuit. I'm not a big fan of the jumpsuit. Woodrow spent 30 days wearing an orange one back in 89. It had DOC standing on the back. Well, most old guys like powder blue or the off tan jumpsuit, lots of pockets to hold those old guy treasures, you know, whittling knife, thick wallet, lucky coins, handkerchiefs. I did like the functionality of the jumpsuit. Woodrow, slip on, slip off. You don't have to spend time deciding what to wear for today. You know, Leon. I just happen to know that our good friends over at Amazon dot com carry a nice Poplin jumpsuit and seven different colors. That's one for every day of the week. You know what? Help old guys remember what day it is. I'm wearing my blue jumpsuit. So today must be Tuesday. True that Leon through that, you know, the old guy to hang out in front of the piggly wiggly, they're playing Dominoes, they got themselves uniform. I calls it the Louisiana Tuxedo. It's a pair of bib overalls, a white T shirt and a Camel baseball cap. Plus the Elway into Georgia Wing tip. That's the past still told Red Wing Boot Leon. It's time to take a short Coca Cola break. You know the pause that refreshes. We'll be right back with some healthy living advice from our friends at webmd dot com. I think I'll take a squirt break. Nothing like a cold squirt with about three shots of dry gin. That's a positive refreshers. Woodrow. Welcome back to Cranky old dudes. I'm your host, Woodrow did Bodine along with my cranky old partner, Leon J Thibodeau. About it to you, Leon. It's time for our new show segment. Old guy Health. Our friends over at webmd dot com are helping us out with today's topic, which is gout. Oh, that might be painful. That Guy Woodrow, I've been to suffer for years. Well, I just downloaded some information from Web M D on the gout Woodrow. Yeah, I don't need Web MD. Tell me about the gout. Too much. Bid, too many craw dad. Too many chicken gizzards. That's how you get the bad toe. Right on target Leon. Too much meat and too much drink. You know, you can find the list of foods that are high in purity rings. Now, puritans is the chemical and foods that causes the gout. I can tell you from experience that organ meats and a little known substance called Theo Bromine have the highest levels of pure rings, especially the Theo Bromine. Give it up, Woodrow. What has Theo Bromine in it? Well, Leon, you're not gonna like this. Theo Bromine is the primary alkaloid found in chocolate. Oh, slap me in the end. Cosmetics. You can't tell me I gotta be ribs, my craw dads. You're telling me I can't drink my beer and now you're telling me I got to cut out my Daily Reese's Cup. Get out of here Woodrow. You're a bad man. Fruits, vegetables, complex carbohydrates in moderation in your meats and fish. Plus lots of water will make you got free Leon, I think I'll just wear the steel toe boots instead. Leon. It's time for a new part of the show. It's what we call the call in segment. See that little monitor over there, Leon, that little red button is gonna light up and then whoever is calling in their name and city will display on the screen. Well, let's give it a world Woodrow. Alright. Listening audience now it's your turn to talk to us. I just want you to call triple eight triple 55550. That's triple eight triple 55550. The lines are now open should be any second. Now, Leon, that little red light ain't lighting up Woodrow any second. Hang on, it should be lighting up now any second you want me to walk up on the one with wrote. Okay. That number again is triple eight triple 55550. Give us a call and tell us what's on your mind. You sure it's plugged in any second now. You sure that's the right number. Any second, any second *****. So again you just