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so Okay, listen to this. The other day this woman comes into my office, says to me, I want to get a nose job. The problem is, and get this, she says to me, The problem is, I don't believe in plastic surgery. I'm like, Wait a second. You don't believe in plastic surgery like it doesn't exist? She says it's my personal belief. I don't think our lives should be determined by something. So random is biology. I think that people should stop being so hung up on the superficial. So she asks me, What can I say to help put already, he's about the whole procedure. Now I'm trying to wrap my head around this. I'm tryingto get this. I really am. I'm a doctor. Obviously, you can't just act like you know. So I look at her, put on a very serious expression, and I say, Well, let me ask you this. What do you think came first, your beliefs or your nose? Because maybe and could be wrong. Correct me if I am. But maybe if you hadn't been born with this giant, I mean with this nose, you wouldn't have developed these beliefs, she says. Yes, but my beliefs go deeper, my beliefs or who I really am. And I say, Yeah, right. I understand. But see, the problem is I can't see your beliefs, whereas you nose, to put it mildly, is readily apparent. She says You're acting Loma beliefs on Sirius, and I say as gently as I can. Well, perhaps not serious enough since you've already come into my office for a nose job. So she storms out Ghost, a friend of mine. He fixed the nose last week. She got chin implants, too.