British English - The Emperor of Absurdia
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Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
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the emperor of absurd idea was having the most extraordinary dream. All of a sudden he woke to the hoots of the sky fish nibbling the umbrella trees. He tumbled out of bed and into the arms of the wardrobe monster. The wardrobe wants to help the emperor get dressed in a bobbly hat, a crumbly coat and a pair of jingle jangle socks. Have you seen my snuggly scarf anywhere? The emperor asked The wardrobe monster shook his big, hairy head. That's funny. I had it yesterday, said the emperor, and he set off on a scarf hunt, which took quite some time. It's no good, said the emperor, sitting under a pointy tree. I can't find my snuggly scarf anywhere. Just then, from the top of the tree, there came allowed pointy sounding squawk. The emperor climbed the pointy tree and found Appointee Nest, and there was his snugly scarf. The emperor of Absurd here put on his scarf and went to his high chair. Breakfast was served and then supper, followed by lunch, which hatched and flew away. This is exciting, said the emperor. The emperor, absurd here, called for his tricycle chair and set off on a dragon hunt, which took quite some time. He looked in the flower beds and up the umbrella trees. He looked under the pillow hills and over the bouncy mountains. It's no good, said the emperor, climbing down from his tricycle chair. I can't find the little dragon anywhere. He was just about to give up when he noticed the footprints. They lead into a deep, dark cave. The emperor took off his bobbly hat and his jingle jangle socks and put them in the pocket of his Crumpley coat. Then, as quietly as he could, he tiptoed inside the cave and came running out again. Help! The emperor cried as a huge, great dragon came running after him. It's an emperor hunt. The dragon chased the emperor across the bouncy mountains and threw the pillow hills under the umbrella trees and towards the flower beds. Then, just as the dragon was about to gobble the emperor, up there came a loud, pointy sounding squawk, and a pointy birds swooped down and caught hold of the emperor scarf As they flew over the flower beds, the emperor let go of the scarf and tumbled down through the air into the arms of the wardrobe monster. He was so pleased to see the emperor that he gave him an extra big hug. I'll look after my snuggly scarf tomorrow, said the emperor and the wardrobe monster nodded his big, hairy head. Then, as a big buttercup moon rose in the sky, the emperor of Absurd Idea tumbled into bed and fell asleep. And as the sky fish stored in the umbrella trees, he had the most extraordinary dream.