Demo real 3.0

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Well, I think that's about it. We got this bar all built up and ready to go. Now, I will say that, uh, while I'm gone you're gonna have to, you know, tend to the fields and help the animals, you know, all that stuff. But you could do that, can't you? You're a good nephew. Well, I'm off to Florida. See you. So, you've come here seeking the truth, huh? Why is it that this world seems so fantastical and amazing. Well, let me make a long story short. The world you're in is a lie. This fantastical realm of monsters and magic mayhem and mystery is all nothing but a novel being written by some child, some person typing away at their computer. And you, hm, you are the main character which makes me the feeling. Ah, all right. Now, I don't want to panic you right now. Um, considering the timer he's counting down rather fast. But I will say that, um, as far as things go, uh, there is no way out of that room as far as I can tell. Now, I, I know this does seem like a bit of a problem and I'm trying to well to solve it. But uh I mean, you know, it's just going to take time which you know, we don't have. So if you have any like loved ones or like a goldfish, maybe a dog that you want to call up and say your goodbyes to, you know, I recommend doing that. But right now uh while you're doing that, I'm going to go in in 2000, you know. Yeah, go team. So yo aboard me ship, hide below the ducks and try to rub me blind. Do you know who you're talking to? Lad? I be the dreaded pirate of these seven seas. There's a water poster of me in every part. I be Captain Dr Beard, the dreaded pirate of the Sun seas. And ye ye have just made me very, very cross. Hey, how's it going? Oh yeah, I know what that is. Uh, you take two lefts, take a right, go down the alleyway another right, another left pass. Uh Johnny's pizza then pass the other Johnny's pizza. But by the third Johnny's pizza, you're gonna want to take another, right? All right. You're gonna wanna take three lefts after that another right. You're gonna see a place called Pio's Pizza Bar. That is not a good place. Let me tell you that. Anyways, you're gonna go past that place. Take three lefts on the right and you're gonna find yourself right there. So, um, yeah, hope you find it I'm gonna go back home. See you pal. Ah, welcome to, welcome to my store. Feel free to have a look around. But let me rest. You assure that you'll find what you're looking for here. We have everything but the soul was step forward soldier. Now, I've heard a lot of things about you. You goof up, you drink excessively and you're something of a jokester are you? But I will say you're one hell of a shot. All right, you're in, grab your uniform and get in line soldier. Like come on, man, you don't have to be all violent about it. Let's all just chill out. You know, we just kick back and smell that fresh air nature is our friend, man. You don't need to burn it down. Just let us rest here in peace and we're back to America's favorite game show, win or lose. Last time Veronica here was going to choose one of the two doors behind one of them, a shiny brand new car and behind the other. Oh, a simple $500 prize. Now, Veronica, are you ready? All right. Looks like Veronica has chosen door number one and congratulations, you're going home with a brand new car, but just so much. Thank you for playing win or lose. Hello, there. I am your new new helper A I here to, here to here to assist you. I am model 333.3 0.0 we hope you enjoy your, enjoy your product and have a very, very, very, very, very lovely day today.