\"Land Of The Free\" - Original Piece
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
British (General)Transcript
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So last week I went to the grocery, and, you know, I as I'm walking through the aisles, I keep thinking to myself, Oh, my God, that's so great. You know, America is the greatest place on the planet, You know? I'm feeling the carton. I admit, You know, this time I got a little Grady, I filled it all the way full, you know, And as I'm leaving, you know, I'm still, you know, in that happy days thinking Wow, you know, America love it here. And then some big bloke comes out behind me, and he's like, Miss Miss, you need to pay for that. You're stealing. And I'm like, No, no, you're wrong. You know, this is the land of the free. That's why I came here. You know, they say in America, the land of the free. So I get free things he's like, No, no, it doesn't work that way. You need to pay for this. Oh, I said no. You know, I don't have the money. I have a job. I just got here, you know, short time ago. You know, I have a house and you know, I don't have a job, but you know, I need to eat. So thank you. You know, I have a great day in land of the free and all that. And he's like, No, and he grabs the caught. So, you know, I grab a sack of peas that they were frozen, and I hit him with it. I admit that so. And he's yelling, Oh, my dignity. You hurt my dignity. And I know I didn't hurt your dignity. I hit you with peas. You're fine. He's Oh, no, I'm calling the police. You You're aggressive. And you abused me, and I want No, no, don't Don't call the police. I we don't need to involve them. A few minutes later. Who, You know, the police come in and the man what's going on here? And I'm like, you know, I came to this country under the premise that things were free America Land of the free, you know, free everything. I get free clothes I got free groceries, You know, it's for ya Got free house. And they said, ma'am, where you living? And you're wrong. You know this this is not free. None of this is free also. Well, you know, that's a whole bunch of junk, right? That Because it should all be free. Yeah. This bloody country brings you in under the premise that things are free and then they pull the rug out from under you. Needless to say, I did end up going to gaol, So this is gonna be a little more difficult to get myself career. But, you know, I understand now that, you know, things are different here, you know, maybe closer to England. So I guess from now on no, I'll have to pay for my own groceries.
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Characters, Narrator, Slacker, Amusing, Believable, Confused, Cute, Endearing, Funny, British (General)