Free Churro Monologue pt. 1
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EnglishVoice Age
Teen (13-17)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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so the website is making me do a voice demo and I don't really have one yet and I don't have my equipment set up so I can't do it right now and I don't have one already on my computer, so I'm just going to read the free tarot episode or the first paragraph of it for Bojack Horseman. So I stopped at a jacket box on the way here and the girl behind the counter said, hi, are you having an awesome day? Not how are you doing today? No, are you having an awesome day? Which is pretty ****** because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her. Like if I'm not having an awesome day, suddenly I'm negative one. Usually when people ask how I'm doing, the real answer is I'm doing ******, but I can't say I'm doing ****** because I don't have a good reason to be doing ******. So if I say I'm doing ******, then they say why what's wrong? And I have to be like, I don't know all of it. So instead when people ask how I'm doing, I usually say I'm doing so great when this girl at the Jack in the Box acts to me if I was having an awesome day, I thought well today I'm actually allowed to feel ****** today, I have a good reason. So I said to her, well my mom died and she immediately burst into tears, so no, I have to come for her, which is annoying. And meanwhile there's a line of people forming behind me, we're all giving me these really judgy looks because I made the Jack in box will cry and she's bawling and she's saying I'm sorry, I'm so sorry and I'm like, it's fine, it's fine, I mean it's not fine, but you know it's fine and I would like to order a double jack meal and I've kind of got somewhere to be is that maybe less with the crying and more at the fry enough and the girl apologizes again and she offers me a free chair with my meal. And as I'm leaving, I think I just got a free trial because my mom died. No one ever tells you when your mom dies, you get a free true. So yeah, that was it. It kind of sucks because I'm reporting on my phone and also didn't get so like before, but whatever. Yeah.