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here. RIA women reveal 15 dopey comments that can turn a sure thing sour by Kristin Camp. Like an audience watching a performer, we want you to succeed because it's awkward for everybody when you don't Now granted were not the easiest sort to talk to. That's why a panel of my most frequently approached girlfriends got together to give you our take on what not to say when you first meet us, read on and you'll never again walk away asking yourself, Did I say something wrong? We women have no patience for men who don't get it. So take our clues and be one who does one. So as I was saying about the logistics of ego biotics, it's nice that NASA called and asked you to save its rocket science department. But could you save the specifics for later? Even worse, when a guy doesn't have a particularly impressive job but still goes on about it for hours Last January, I was at a bar talking to a very nice read cut and cute auto shop owner. Let's call him Tony. He was explaining the intricacies of changing F 1 50 truck transmissions. The more Tony nervously went on about his job car life, including his cat named Bob, The more I wanted to rush home to lie on my mattress alone. Three. You must work out a lot. Any time A guy I don't know starts talking about my body. I think he's making a beeline to my bedroom, says Lisa, 31. I hate that. The truth is, we don't like comments about our bodies from strangers. First of all, it's creepy. Second, we know you're attracted to us or you wouldn't have flirted. Third, we hope you're focusing on our minds, not our bodies. I know, I know. But can you just play along here? If you say we have beautiful breasts at any moment on the first day, you meet us all. Bets for future booty are off. Instead, save the niceties for when you need them like the rest of your life. Once you know as well we need daily. Make that hourly reassurances that you're still attracted to us. Five. Want to visit my yacht and see my Heisman Trophy? Then again, there's a fine line between selling yourself and putting yourself on Blue Light Special. At first, my former co worker, Michelle, 27 really like the successful lawyer she was going out with. But in the end, she couldn't take his barrage of bragging. He was always dropping information about a six figure income, his vacation cottage in the Hamptons or the Cartier watch his boss gave him as a bonus, she explains. I felt as if he was desperately trying to prove himself to me. One night of that was enough. We love successful men. Don't get us wrong, but women easily. Odeon Bravado six. Your hair would look great spread across my pillow. No lie. A guy recently said the following to my best friend. Do you have a boyfriend? Well, I bet he can't make you scream like I can, or you'd be with him right now. Now it seems obvious to tell intelligent men like you to tone down the sexual innuendo. It's seemingly classy. Guys say this crap all the time, or we wouldn't have these stories to tell. Fact is, no upstanding woman will ever sleep with a potty mouth minded guy. We won't even talk to them. So please don't tell us if you're well endowed, have superhero stamina or a multitalented tongue. I really heard that once. One day, If you're lucky and you don't say I'd love your legs wrapped around my head, you'll get a chance to show, not tell us what you're made off. How to Impress a woman edited by Bill Stag and Lisa Jones giving good foot massages. Percentage of women extremely impressed. 47% The trick. Hold her ankle firmly in your non dominant hand. Place the thumb of your other hand on the bottom of her heel. Apply steady, even pressure with the edge or ball of a thumb, using a forward caterpillar like motion starting at the heel for us one spot and move a little forward working your way up to her toes to target the region. That will give her the most pleasure. Press right under the ball of her foot in the centre between the second and third toes, says the massage therapist. Lower Norman, author of Feet First Hold for a few seconds and release 50 things. She wishes you knew universal truths that all men should but don't understand. I Lisa Jones. One saying, I love you immediately before, during or following Sex doesn't count to rial men drive stick shift. Three. I will leave if you lie. Four. You're cute and Raglan Sleeved T shirts. Two toned baseball undershirts. Five. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so. Six. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. Seven. Fine is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. Eight. Most of the time when I fantasize it's about you. Nine. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her. 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an email from you. 11. I expect you to call me 12 Onley. Rock stars are allowed toe wear, leather pants.