Comedic Narration

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Not Yet Rated


I've always been a fan of David Sedaris

Vocal Characteristics



Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)


North American (General)


Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
the weather was nice and he'd set up a table in the backyard so we might sit out in the sun. Everyone had taken their places when I excused myself to visit the bathroom and they're in the toilet was the absolute biggest piece of work I had ever seen in my life. No toilet paper or anything, just this long and coiled specimen as thick as a burrito. I flushed the toilet and the big boy roused around. It shifted position, but that was it. This thing wasn't going anywhere, I thought, briefly leaving it behind for someone else to take care of. But it was too late for that. Before leaving the table, I'd stupidly told everyone where I was going. I'll be back in a minute, I'd said, I'm just going to run to the bathroom. My whereabouts were public knowledge. I should have said I was going to make a phone call. I'd plan to P and maybe run a little water over my face. But now I had this to deal with