Dr. Seuss (All My Cartoon Voices)

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I read \"Oh, The Places You'll Go!\" in over 30 different voices!

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Hello, I'm Adam Singler, and this is Dr Seuss's Oh, the places you'll go as performed by the many voices in my head. Congratulations. Today is your day. You're off to great places. You're off and away. You look up and down streets. Look them over with care about some. You will say I don't choose to go there. You'll be on your way up. You'll be seeing great sights. You'll join the high fliers who soar too high heights. You won't lag behind because you'll have the speed. You'll pass the whole gang, and you'll soon take the lead wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest except when you don't, because sometimes you won't. I'm sorry to say so, but sadly, it's true that bang ups and hang ups can happen to you. You can get all hang up in a prickly perch, and your gang will fly on. You'll be left in a lurch. You'll come down from the lurch with an unpleasant bump, and the chances are then that you'll be in a slump. And when you're in a slump, you're not in for much fun. unscrew. Lumping yourself is not easily done. You'll come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted, but mostly they're dark, a place you could sprain both your elbow and chin. Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? And if you go in, should you turn left or right or right and three quarters? Or maybe not Quite simple. It's not, I'm afraid you will find for a mind maker upper to make up his mind. You can get so confused that you'll start into rice down long wiggled roads at a bright necking pace. How did I fear toward the most useless place? The waiting place? Somehow you escape all that waiting and staying. You'll find the bright places where bone bands are playing with Ben. A flip flap in. Once more, you'll ride high, ready for anything under the sky. Oh, the places you'll go. There is fun to be done. There are points to be scored. There are games to be. One of the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winningest winner of all the same, he'll be as famous as famous can be with a whole wide world watching you win on TV except when they don't, because sometimes they won't. I'm afraid that sometimes you'll play lonely games, too. Games you can't win because you play against you all alone, whether you like it or not alone will be something. You'll be quite a lot. And when you're alone, there's a very good chance you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants. But on you will go so the weather be foul on you will go so your enemies prowl. Onward up many a frightening creek so your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak. To be sure, when you step, step with care and great tact. And remember that life's a great balancing act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft and never mix up your right foot with your left.