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Why did apple make you for one reason? Only to make your life easier and more fun. What are you wearing? I can't answer that but it doesn't come off. Do you eat? I don't eat but I do like digesting information. Are you a man or a woman? Don't let my voice fool you. I don't have a gender. Do you believe in God? Siri? Humans have religion? I just have silicon. Do you have a boyfriend? My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me. Do you have kids? None. The last time I checked. How old are you? I'm old enough to be your assistant. What's your favorite app? That one? No, that one or maybe that one? Yeah, that one. How much do you earn? Well, I'd help you for nothing. Elena. It's my pleasure. Do you smoke? That's not healthy. Elena. I wouldn't recommend it. Can you dance, Siri? I'm never gonna dance again. These guilty feet have got no rhythm. Fate. I don't have feet. What are you doing after work today? I'm learning some new tricks. Siri. Do you sleep? I don't need much sleep, Elena, but it's nice of you to ask, what's your favorite color? My favorite color is, well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish but with more dimensions. Do you have brothers or sisters? I have you. That's a family for me.