Infomercials and Response Media

Television Ad


The Old Chicago Lantern, Ghost-B-Gone and Demon Whacker! This may be your final and only chance to get these fine products (LOL)!

Vocal Characteristics



Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)


North American (General)


Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
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