Tropic of Capricorn Chips - Advert/Editing/Writing/Performance

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This is exactly what I am like.
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The "Script" --

"I cut the provided, lengthier, royalty-free music to
adhere to this strict time limit, scribbled some words,
squawked them and then had a
coaxing (via last-resort (!) rather
than ) the defiant, non-compliant,
iClone-crashing (not "make a splash"ing
(or a living)) saily boats 'n' the (low poly(gon) (if
not (no "Polly" (gone ?)) low polyunsaturated (?))
snackfoods - "jump through hoops".

...NOT "Sketty" Hoops or Hula Hoops, ...

...er ONE promotion at a time, eh ?"

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