Animation Demo

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Yeah. So this one time Mario threw me into a pit of freaking lava. Lots of times say, what's your story? I used to rule over the earth with an iron fist and then a samurai, a samurai from the past came to the future because I sent him there and he spent 50 years doing absolutely nothing. A period in which I could have killed him 3 to 200 times over and I sat and did nothing. And what did he do? He found a portal and then he drove a sword directly through my head. Oh, that's pretty rough man. Yes. Pretty rough. The shadows that crawl beneath the castle. Are they the people who lost their hearts or just incarnations of darkness or something? Entirely beyond my imagination. All my knowledge has provided no answer. One thing I am sure of is that they are entirely devoid of emotion. Perhaps further study will unlock the mysteries of the heart. Fortunately, there's no shortage of test samples. They are multiplying underground. Even as they write this report two, I'm 100 I don't feel older. I mean, mentally, physically, I'm tired. I walk with a can. I've been following a couple of times lately, been trying to eat right still and watch my blood sugar, you know, have to be fit and nimble for the ladies. I'll tell you that I try not to spend too much time thinking about the old times. You know, the memories and all everyone I knew in school has already passed on to where my Children are gone. It's just not fair for parents to bury their Children. Well, I suppose that's all I want to talk about today. How much of a birthday when the ones you love and miss the most are around to sharing with you. It's tough getting old. It really is. I think that everything must go back to the fact that I just had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had any time for me. You know, when you're the middle child of a family of 5 million, you don't get any attention. I mean, how is it possible? I've always had these abandonment issues which plagued me. My father was basically a drone. Like I said, the guy flew away when I was just a larva and my job don't get me started on because it really annoys me. I was not cut out to be a worker. I'll tell you that right now, but I don't have any other options. The whole system just makes me feel insignificant.