\"Free Churro\"
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Vocal Characteristics
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General) North American (US New England - Boston, Providence)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
anyway. I'm sorry. That's not part of the Mm. Oh, okay. Here we go. Let's do this. Here I am. Bo jak Horsemen doing eulogy. Let's go. It being a man. Can I get a, like, an organ flourish? Nice of them. No, I was a little worried I wouldn't have the right a compliment today, I guess a good thing my mom was an organ donor. What happened to Organ? Okay, why? Just leave the comedy to the professionals, Okay? This is a funeral service for my mother. Can you show just a little bit of respect? I don't think you beaches horseman, was she? What was your deal? Well, she was a horse. Uh, she was born in 1938. She died in 2018. 1 time she went to a parade in one time, she smoked an entire cigarette. One long inhale. I watched you do it truly a remarkable woman with the full life that lead just all the way to the end. Which is, uh, now I guess really makes you think life right goes by stuff happens when you die. Okay. Well, that's my time. You've been great. Take away. Just no I'm just kidding around. There's no waitress, but seriously, that's all I have to say by my mother. No point being a dead horse, right? So no. What? Mom? Got any ideas? Anything? No, nothing to contribute. Knock once. If you pad amid, can I just say how amazing it is to be in a room with my mother that could just talk and talk about here, telling me to shut up and make her a drink? Emma, knock once. If you think I should shut up. No, Sure. I mean, I don't want to embarrass you by making this eulogy into mythology. So seriously, if you wanted me to sit down and let someone else talk, just not I will not be offended. No. Yes. You know, sorry about the closed casket, By the way, she wanted an open casket, But you know, she's dead now, So who cares what she wanted? Now, that sounds often. I'm sorry. I think that if she could have seen what she looked like dead, she'd agree it's better this way. She looked like this. Kind of like a hiss stop toy dinosaur. The corner could get hurt. Eyes closed. So now her faces for frozen in the mask Tremendous for in English. Or as my mom called it. Two is that Tuesday you get it because my mom called it to a stop. Mom, what do you think of that joke like that? I never really did care for my comedy is this story? When I was a teenager, I performed a comedy routine for my high school talent show. There is a side cool jacket I want aware because I thought of it looked like Albert Brooks. For months, I had saved up for this jacket, but when I finally had enough, I went to the store and there is gone. They just sold it to someone else. So I went home and I told my mother. She said, That be a lesson. That's a good that comes from what it means. She was really good dispensing life lessons always circled around everything being my fault. But then one day on that talent show, my mother had a surprise for me. She had bought me the Jackie, even though she didn't know how to say I knew this meant that she loved me. Now, isn't that a great story about my mom. Oh, it's not true, but it's a great story, right? I stole from an episode of Mod I saw when I was a kid when she talks about her father. I remember when I saw it thinking, That's the kind of story want to tell about my parents when they die? But I don't have any stories like that. All I know about being good under from TV and in TV flawed characters accosted, showing people that they care these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes that that's what love is. But really big gesture isn't enough. You need to be consistent. You need to be independently good. You can't describe everything up and take a bow down the ocean to save your best friend is selling a mystery and find a ******* Texas. You do every day, which is so hard when you're a kid, you convince yourself that maybe the grand gesture could be enough. But even though your parents aren't what you need to be over and over over again any moment, they might surprise you with something wonderful. I kept waiting for that proof that even though my mother was a hard woman. You don't. She loved me. Cared about me. Wanted me to know that I made her life a little bit brighter. Even now on myself. Weeding Imam. Once you love me, care about me. Want me to know that made your life a little bit brighter?