A satirical take on a Ralphs commerical.
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have you ever wanted a pepto bismol shaft so hard up your asks that you wake in the night in terror? No, well now you can see you down at Ralphs on saturday for more drinks and pepto bismol. You're gonna get funky, you're gonna get sucked up and you're gonna get ralph dude, you're gonna get a drink that it's gonna be so ******* tasteful and yet you won't ******* remember it the next day, it's gonna be down at ralph's. You know, you can see it, you can feel it, you can also walk on the floor that is newly made and it's great for dancing, but hey, wait, you might ask yourself, okay, But do I have the head for that? Do I have the stamina? That the perseverance for that? Of course you do. We're gonna bring you a sweater this saturday, you're gonna get there, you're gonna be there, you're gonna have your friends there, you're gonna have your brother in law there and he's gonna, he's gonna say the jokes that you all wanted to say, but you don't have to, you don't have to listen to it, okay? You're gonna be down there at ralph's on, on saturday. Uh there's a date where you have to be down here at ralph's okay. Get your money, get your unibrow down here. You know, you have, you have two eyebrows, but somehow they seem connected come down here, come down here and have a great day and feel your feel your spirit of the night. Go, come on here and there's nothing preventing you from coming down here on saturday on ralph's.