Cinema Recap
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Sharpen those blades for cinema recap because today we'll be checking out blade. It's a flick about the most hardcore vampire Slayer getting it on to the most awesome soundtrack. Remember to bring some garlic and as always spoilers ahead, our adventure begins back in 1967 where this woman gets rushed into the er thanks to that critical condition turns out she's got a bun in the oven so doctors might be in for a dire straight. They strap her in some medical equipment, then they say they have to do ac section and they take away her baby while she remains helpless on that operating table. Flash forward to present. And these two joy riders are getting frisky in their fast cars. The dude's asking where they're going and the lady says it's a surprise. Then they arrive at a meat factory for some reason which this dude is already weirded out by but just laughs it all off. The two men reach a bouncer at the corner and the woman talks to him in some foreign commie language. Suddenly she's sucking face with the dude and the bouncer opens the door to a dark room inside we got a club going on filled with dancing people and oh yeah, the DJ, the dude's getting rejected by the crowd left and right pushing him and then he says he needs a drink. Wish granted we got red wine dripping from the ceilings and then it just sprinkles onto the crowd. Suddenly one of the women's Fang show and the rest of them have it too. Well, he freaks out so he goes for that exit. But another dude knocks him right on the kisser. He falls down and crawls to our main boy. Blade looks like all these party people are vamps and they all cower at Blade the day. Walker. I mean, why wouldn't you man's got the drip. They take the first strike, but blade pumps him full of shells as he gives them a final blow, their bodies would disintegrate into thin air. He decimates the lot of them. But then the vampires also start pulling out guns. Well, he makes quick work of them like he's vampire hunting Dante. And then reinforcements arrived. Uh, oh, looks like it's blade versus a bunch of Leatherman blade takes out his well blade and starts chomping vampire sushi.