North American, US West Coast (California, Portland)
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I stopped at a bar to get a little drink before coming here. The bartender said I had already had too much to drink. I asked him if he could just give me a little screwdriver. Here's what he gave me. You know, I once wanted to be a deep sea diver, but I could never fathom the idea.