General American Narration
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Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)Transcript
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Yeah, he lost his real teeth one of the time. I woke up every morning with another two flying on the mattress. Finally, he decides you gotta have them all pulled out, but he doesn't have enough money. So he locates. A Mexican that is down in Juarez will do the whole thing for a song, and he takes off hitchhiking to the border. Hitchhike in. So how long do you think it takes him to get to the border? A man of his age, eight days, eight days in the rain and the sun. And every day he's dropping teeth on the blacktop. Nobody will pick him up because his mouth's full of blood. So finally he stumbles into the dentist. The dentist takes out all his teeth and all his money, and there he is in Mexico, with his gums screwed up and his pockets empty. Then I go out to see him. I go out there and I take amount for this nice Chinese dinner, but he doesn't eat on. Lee wants to do, is drink martinis out of plastic cups, and he takes out his teeth and he lays him on the table because he can't stand the feel of him, and we asked the waitress for one of those doggy bags to take the chop suey home in. So he drops his teeth in the doggy bag along with the chop suey, and then we go out and kill these bars up and down the highway. Says he wants to introduce me to all his buddies. And in one of those bars in one of those bars up and down the highway, he left that doggy back with his teeth laying in the chop suey. We went back, but we never found it. Now that's a true story. True life.