Free Churro Side
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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So I stopped at a jack on the box on the way here, and the girl behind the counter said Hi. Uh, are you having an awesome day? Not. How are you doing? No. Are you having an awesome day? Which is pretty ****** because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her. Like if I'm not having an awesome day, I'm the negative one. Usually when people ask me how I'm doing, the real answer is I'm doing ******. But I can't say I'm doing ****** because you need to have a reason. And if I don't have a good reason to be doing ****** So if I say I'm doing ******, then they say, Why? What's wrong? I have to be like, I don't know Hall of it. So instead, when people ask me how I'm doing, I usually say I'm doing so great. But when this girl at the jack in the box asked me how I was doing, if I was having an awesome day, I thought, Well, today I finally have a reason I'm actually allowed to feel ******. So I said to her, Well, my mom died. She immediately burst into tears which now I have to comfort her, which is annoying. And there's a line of people forming up behind us all. Giving me judgy looks because I made the Jack in the box girl cry and she's bawling and she's saying, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You know, I'm like, It's fine, It's fine. I mean, it's not fine, but, you know, it's fine. And I'd like to order a double jack meal, and I kind of got somewhere to be. So maybe less with the crying more with the frying, huh? And the girl apologizes again and offers me a free tomorrow with my meal. And I thought to myself, I just got a free Chereau because my mom died. No one ever tells you that when your mom dies, you get a free tomorrow. Um, anyway, I'm sorry. That's not why we're here. Joe Livingston. And that was a demo slide