Football \"Documentary\" - Humor
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on the next episode of K Issue Confidential. Coach Belfry has a confrontation with a reporter after his team's eighth loss of the season, a 78 to 3 beating at the hands of windless Quincy State. I mean, I mean, I don't know what you want to tell that everybody's like football is a team game, okay? It's not a team game, okay, I did my part, all right? I put in a great game plan. I mean, these players, they're horrible. These my players are no good. I mean, it was like no excuses that I got, you know, I got 22 excuses, 11 on my offense and 11 on my defense. With his offense only gaining 12 positive yards, he decimated his offensive coordinator. Are offensive coordinators terrible. He gets half of his plays off Madden rookie mode. I mean, the guy is no good being a political science professor. His analogy for his offensive line was humorous but accurate. In our offensive line. It's like Obama's immigration policy. Let everybody through the nights go up against Tech next week. The team that is undefeated that has beaten their opponents by an average of 54 points. Coach Pilfer gives his team chances against Tech in the game next week. Do we have a chance next week? No, we don't. We're Owen eight. We're not good at football. I got three white receivers, A red zone. Defense is like Oprah. Like you get a touchdown, you get a touchdown, you get a touchdown. Our quarterback Look at the playbook we put in place for Peyton Manning. He plays like Cooper Manning. I mean, the guys and just not good at football. Coach fell for, has come under great scrutiny on hiring his brother in law, Snuffy Lamont, as his recruiting coordinator. Recruit bigger, better players to come play for us, but they went to good schools. I know we need better players. I get it. We can't win with the product we got in the field here like I'm down to Rick Pitino, some guys if I need to, But not at this level. I'm not going to jail for these kids. At the end of the interview, coach Pelphrey resigned as the head coach of the Ks unites. I mean, they're all talking in the locker room like we're a team. We're in this together no matter what happens, we're to get, like, not made. I'm out of here. This team's terrible. Next week on K s, you confidential will be speaking with new head coach Marcel Leadbetter for Casey. You confidential. I'm Briscoe, darling.