Elderly Maniacal Killer

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This is another improvised rant from my podcast, \"Welcome... to DIE!\" We were discussing Jack the Ripper, and I gave my impersonation of who I thought the real Jack could be. A murderous, maniacal, dirty old man. You'll hear my co-hosts (Kat Boyer, Jesse Mungle) as well. Enjoy!

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Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

British (General)

Transcript

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So I imagine Jack the Ripper is like a one eyed ****** Hubble with a peg leg. And like a knife stuck taped to his ******* arm stub. You know, like hobbling through the alleyways like E. I'm coming to get you. Okay? I have a nickel for your tea. They're just like, Yeah, let's go. How do you like, like, you know, I've got ******* briquettes. Uh, this guy's gonna give me a whole ****** nickel for my ****. Let's Let's go for it, man. I haven't had food, and I don't know how long. Let's ever g o what you gonna do with that knife? So don't mind me, blade. It's duller than May Peden.