The Joker's Punchline Ep. 1

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Tim Shaffer

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Editing Skills, Voice Over, Commentating, Comedy, Voice Acting & Reading Lines.

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Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

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North American (General)

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Welcome, kiddies. Welcome to the Joker's frontline. The Early Show, in the healing power of laughter, allows us to laugh another's artwork on failure of it. Speaking of failures, less Dive into my world, D. C. You will, to be exact, looking like different opinions on W B and the World way have a horrible 9 11 documentary itself. The Man of Steel. Getting everything fundamentally wrong about the characters. Superman on I haven't seen these many buildings fold ounces. Chazz Bono wasn't way NV's The movie with Batman and Soups. How could it go wrong? Why didn't fail? Because it couldn't get anything right about Batman. All Superman somewheres, excited, decided What the **** If they couldn't have good care to development in good story, why not throw everything in there but the kitchen sink? Who will see? There I go again with my very poor choice of words. Way then receive the highly anticipated suicide squad that didn't go over too well. However, I actually like the J man. It do. Too bad he got shafted. Really? Really. I mean, who in the right mind would make a movie with me and Harley Quinn and not make me the central antagonised. Then we receive the highly Braves superwoman. I mean, miss Estrogen, I need wonder woman. Of course it was okay. Just Oh, a Justice league was pretty good. Oh, wait. I was thinking of the wrong Justice league. It is time for us to come together. Pretty sure we just did, uh, So I suppose you want to hear my opinions on the new Aqua Man V? Well, here it goes. It was just the same as Justice League, a c G. I mess. And while the direction was clearly better, it still had the same problems. The other D C movies add a terribly rush script, horrible dialogue and then not so interesting, Protagonist. So basically the sum it up your basic d c you movie. So, needless to say, I was helping to at least a joy one DC watching a d. C. You move even is pure torture, and I much rather be the one doing the torturing, if you know what I'm saying. What a nail biter speaking appeal Torture. D. C keeps recasting and making movies about oir. As I was home alone one day I had discovered that the one and only Joaquin Phoenix was cast to play me in an origin story. No doubt. And as you can imagine, it didn't go over so well looking Phoenixes makeover into that hideous heart feeling what? I mean? Look at him. This this this is supposed to be me. What the ****? Why do you keep messing up my character? One of brothers? The reason why people love me is because the mystery of me first they messed me up when they didn't even have the balls to make the main villain and suicide squad when they should have. And now they want to make an entire ordinance about me. Why? I don't need fixing. Do I look like star walls? What else are they going to do with my character here, Brothers? How much further could you mess it up? No. So a lot has happened in the world of comic books. When I was a way I had planned have this legendary comic book creator as a special guest on this episode of the show. But sadly, we lost weight. However, I am a man of my word. Wouldn't want to disappoint any of you. So here he is, Mr Stanley visit interviews. A little dead, I would say. What a great thing on that note. Well, thank you for watching a new episode of jokers. Punch slide, everyone. You next time.