Cholula/Onion Labs

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Description

An ad for Cholula Hot Sauce produced by The Onion's advertising section called Onion Labs. I play the role of Mayo.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

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How does my jar look? Is it too shiny? For a while? We were just sandwich and mayo. And to be honest, things were pretty bland. We did things, you know by the book Me spread between his two pieces of bread and that's it. Nothing close to foodborne. Then one day I noticed she looked different. She had these cute streaks of red and her usual white. She looks so hot and flavorful. I nearly toasted myself. Yep, that's Tula Fauria, Jalula little Spark that took our combination to a new level. Something way better. Now we're making saying what just all the time. Morning, noon and night. If Chiluba could spice us up, just imagine what it could do for other dishes looking a Jew burger and catch up.