Dog food story
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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in your flu P flop. You can go to the store and buy from dog food. You gotta feed your doggies or I'll still get whiny and they'll be like bark. I'm, ah, hunger Dog. Go and you'll be like, Oh, we gotta get that dog or some photo. So you go to the photo store and you'll be like, Oh, my God, the photo by the dog bark He's, ah, hungry bark. But you go it and you're like, Oh, look at that is like a guinea pig and a chest and you go up to the thing and you're like, long and the guinea pigs like mambu. Then you walk up and you're like, Oh, look at that as a lizard in the cage and you look at the cage. You just got the cricket and the crickets like Onda lizards like, because when you go up and you poke on the glass cage and the glass cages like don't poke on the glass cage and you're like, I'm a lizard Baja and jumps at the lizard and eat crickets and he eats it and he goes on, You're like, Oh my God, glad I went to the Toby story to get my feet. Oh, some four dogs. And so you go and you go get the dog food and you're like, Hello. I'm at the lion and you're like, I'm at the line to How was your day? I don't wanna talk to you. And your way you're lying in turn, and then it's you're lying and you go to the guy and he's like, all the support. None of the hassle. Premium support. Do you want a dog? Oh, food. I forgot to get my dog food. I'm gonna go back to the store and get my dog food. So you leave the store and you go back to the dog Go store to get your dog. Oh, food for your dog. Go! And you're like, Hello, dog. Oh, you want them food? And he's like, I bark, I my food all eso you goto store and you got the dog food and you're like I got the dog food. What dog food you want, dog? Oh, and he's like, I want a dog food bark. I'm on a lizard. And so you grabbed the dog food and then you take the dog food to the guy in the lane and then he's like, I'm in the lane. You wanna buy that dog food and give me money? I'll give you the dog food you want. The lizard he called split a little, little eso You get the dog food, you paying money and he's like, Oh, thank you for the money. You want to save a pet and you're like, I don't want to save a pet. I want a lizard and he's like for use lizard. But someone else already took the lizard so you can't get the lizard doing the cricket and he's like, I'll get a cricket so you get a cricket with your dog. Oh, food. And then you get in your car and you leave the store and you get in your car. You know, like I'm gonna leave the car and then you get in your car and you drive home and then you leave your car and you get out of the car and you go home and you're in the home and you're like, Oh, Doc, always like Barker, and you're like, Oh, yeah, a lot of food and he's like, I'm a hungry doctor. What's the cricket for, you know, like Oh, ****, there's a cricket and you dropped the cricket And he's like church, church, church, church, church, church, ill And the dog was like, Whoa, what is it? That is the thing is gonna eat me and he starts barking was like bark And, you know, like, Oh, you all want some food and he's like, I don't want some food. There's a cricket. He's trying to get me Oh, Jason, go get the food and and you put the food in his bowl and then the food is in the ball and you put the ball on the food and then the crickets like I'm a cricket. I want some food, too, and, you know, see a starts eating the dog food out of the ball and the dogs like there's a cricket. He's gotta eat my ball and you're like, I don't know what was going on anymore. I'm gonna get my car and drive to the dog. Oh, store. They had a gerbil or something and you leave the dog with the cricket and you don't know what goes on with the dog and a cricket. But they have a fight there like I want the dog food and, like I'm a crickets chirp chirp and he's like, I'm a bark at you Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark and your neighbors here the dog go and he's like, What is going on over there? I bet it's the dog again and he's barking at the cricket again. So you go and the neighbors come over and they're your knock on your door. But it's not open. So they were like, I **** it so they don't go in your house and the dogs like I'm gonna eat to cricket and the crickets like I'm a jump away. Boing! Boing, boing! Look at me! Go! Oh ho ho Hoing going home a boing boing, boing! I'm jumping away! Ewing, Ewing, Ewing! I'm a *** cricket. Use the dog food the dog! Go eat the dog Food is like I'm a dog. Oh, I had the dog food. I'm gonna go poop now And he goes I'm a pooping, pooping, pooping and the crickets like Oh, God, the dog poop! And he pooped on me and the dogs like I'm a poop on that cricket and he poops on the cricket and the cricket can't move because there's a bunch of dog poop on him. But the crickets all happy also because he's like I was hungry. And now I'm eating dog food, basically, is just come out of dog. But I was like, I'm gonna eat the dog, but food and you're in the car. You don't know what's going on. You drove in a tree and it trees like I'm a tree. You drove into me. Do you want to see what is gonna happen next? And he's like, I don't know where this story's going anymore. I want off of this crazy Gar And then he jumps on the top of the car and he jumps off and he's in the ocean and he swims away. Moral of the story is, if you gotta go clip your toenails, make sure you do it in a place where toenails don't fly all over the place and you can pick him up easily because you don't want to sit down on the toilet seat and a toenail like cuts. You you cut your butt cheek and you're like, Oh, I was trying to poop, and now there's like a cut on my butt cheek, and it's gross because it's from my toes and your wife is like, Why you cut your toenails on the toilet seat The guy and he's like you keep cutting them and keep cutting my butt out. My butt is all cut because you cut toenails on the but sitter where you sit and you poop.