Big Dick Skit
Description
Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Holy *****, man. My ******* **** is so big. I can't even fit it in my hand anymore to jack off. What do I do? Hi. Thank you for calling in tow. Doctor. Slug. I'm here to take all of your personal question needs. What is your question? Hey, man, my **** is so big. I can't even put it in my hand to jacket off us a deal. Hey, it's okay. You know, some people have abnormally large penises. You know what they gotta do? You know what you're calling your life should be. You should be a porn store. Yeah, man, I don't have anything I want. I don't want to do that. Oh, you know, I'm not into it. I'm not going to the ******* the girls. Well, that's okay, because there are things just *** porn. You could do *** porn, E. I mean, I don't want to do that, you know, I got I don't know, I'm not ***, but I also don't want to **** a bunch of girls. I like a one girl to **** at the time. I'm very traditional with my, you know, relationships and your fox ing's okay. Well, there are other things you can do. I am sure. Uh, what can you do with an abnormally large *****? What can you do with an abnormally large *****? What can you do with an abnormally large *****? Well, I'm out of ideas, but thank you for tuning in to Dr Slug *****. Ah, girl, I'm mean ****** my doctors. ****! Oh, yeah, My *****. If only you had an abnormally large ***** toe **** me with Hey, man, what are you doing? You ******* my wife? Come on, Stop! I told you, I only like to **** girls once a time. And this is the one, and you're doing it anyway. That's because Dr Stuck likes to **** this new sitcom. Doctor slug likes to ****. Gum is just a ******* on TV every day because we don't care anymore. Uh, tune in on. Next way. Watch Dr Slack. ****. Thanks for watching. Okay, that skit is over. This guy in front of me is driving so slow. It's like he's got molasses coming out the tip of his ****. And he's trying to inspect it to see what to tell his mother. ******* doctor, about the stuff coming out of his P. Hold whom I pee hole. All right, this is Hey, speaking of doctors and talking to them about your pee hole, I
Tags
Annoying Kid, TV Host, Aloof, Pompous, Radio, Romantic, Wimp, North American (General)