There are two actors in the script. I play the job applicant.
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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laugh break Brought to you by K. U. N v and Media Guilds International. Excuse me. Is this Mellman and Associates accounting? What's to know? My name is George. I'm applying for the position you advertise. Thank God. I was afraid nobody would see that out. It was a full page. Ad says I know George Police. Sit down. It makes me nervous when people stand. Oh, of course. Now, George, what I'm looking for is somebody with a degree in accounting. I just got my bachelor's from UNLV. Thank goodness. Are you all right, sir? Yes, I'll be fine. Oh, now, George, I really needed somebody to do my worrying for me. Somebody to do your worrying. Just let me explain. You see, George, I worry about everything. It takes 25 hours a day. I can't keep up. What do you worry about? Oh, everything. Like I said, whether we'll get enough clients or or too many clients or if we'll get the work done. The timer. If Nick and Jessica will split up, well, I think that last one has already been done thing. Mehlman! Sir, Calm. I'm sure you all work out for you. Thank you. Well, George, you seem perfect for the job. But Mr Mehlman I was looking for a job in accounting. What is it is? You see, the thing I worry the most about is money. So you want me to worry about money? Yes. Yes. If you could do that for May, I think I can handle the rest. I suppose I can handle. That's what your hunger here will start right away. Well, lets you lead a desk needed here, take mine. Never like this office. Anyway. So many windows. People can see me through the sir. Take this computer. So I think this one's out to get me. Sir, I'll just get my pills. Uh huh. Right. I'll see you after lunch. Excuse me, Mr Mehlman. Was there a problem already? Well, it's just that How much is this job pays? Pays 80 a year. 80 $1000? Yes. Yes. It's a standard salary for a starting position. How on earth can this firm afford to pay such enormous salary worry