Brian Sack - Not Real Slim Shady

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Eminem + NyQuil + John Mayer on guitar. Was #1 for weeks on (Website hidden), back when John wasn't famous and (Website hidden) was a popular website flush with venture capital.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)

Transcript

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you all act like you never seen a white person before. Jaws all on the floor, Like Pam, Like Tommy just burst in the door on Started weapon or as worse than before. They were first divorced. Thrown over furniture Is the return of them not Wait. No way. You're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did it? And Dr Dre said not you idiots. Dr Dre is dead. He's locked in my basement. Feminist women love Eminem chicken, chicken, chicken Slim shading from sick of him. Look at him walking around, grabbing his You know what? Flipping the you know who. Yeah, but so cute, though. Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose, but no worse. And what's going on in your parent's bedrooms? Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let lose, but can. But it's cool for Tom Green down, but dead moose. My mom is on your lips. My bomb is on your lips. And if I'm locking, you just give it a little kiss on. That's the message that we deliver little kids and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris hiss. Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is. By the time they hit the fourth grade, they got Discovery Channel, don't they? We're nothing but mammals. Will some of us cannibals cut other people open like cantaloupes? But if we can humped animals and and lobes and there's no reason that a man another man Cantaloupe But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes I'm slim Shady Yes, I'm the real shady All you other slim shady's air Just imitating so won't the real slim shady please stand up Please stand up. Please stand up. I'm slim. Shady? Yes, On the real shading all you other slim shady's air Just imitate So won't the real slim shady please stand up? Please stand up. Please stand up. Will Smith don't kind of cousin his ramps to sell his records? Well, I do. So **** him and **** you too. You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of your critics can't even stomach me let alone standing. But slim, What if you win? Wouldn't it be weird why you guys could just line get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. ****. Christina Aguilera. Better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And here argue over who she gave head to first. You little *****. Put me on blast on MTV that he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim E. I should download her on you on MP three and show the whole world how you gave M and M v d. I'm sick of your little girl and boy groups. All you do is annoy me. So I've been sent here to destroy. And there's a 1,000,000 of us just like me because, like me just don't give a **** like me who dressed like me walk dog and act like me and just might be the next best thing. But not quite may I'm slim Shady assigned the real shading all you other slim shady's or just imitating. So won't the real slim shady please stand up? Please stand up. Please stand up. I'm slim Shady assigned the real shading all you other slim shady's air. Just imitating So won't the real slim shady please stand up? Please stand up. Please stand up. I'm like a head trip to listen to, because I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room. The only difference is I got the balls to say in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated it all. I just get on the mike and spit it. Whether you like to admit it, I just shoot it. Better than 90% of the rappers out can. Then he wondered, How can kids picked up these albums like volumes? It's funny because at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home. Flirting, pinching nurses *** is when I'm jacking off with Jerkins and I'm jerking. But this whole bank of angry isn't working, and every single person is a slim, shady lurking. He could be working at a Burger King, spitting on your onion rings or in the parking lot. Surveillance scream, and I don't give a ****. With his windows down and his system up, so will the real slim shady. Please stand up and put one of those fingers on each hand up and be proud to be out of your mind out of control and one more time. Not as it can go. I'm slim. Shady? Yes, I'm the real shady All you other slim shady's air. Just imitating So won't the real slim shady please stand up? Please stand up. Please stand up. I'm slim. Shady assigned the real shading all you other slim shady's or just imitating. So won't the real slim shady please stand up? Please stand up. Please stand up. I guess there's a slim shady in all of us, okay?