Commercials from Podcast - Norman P. Blank

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Description

From upcoming podcast, Norman P. Blank - attorney

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

British (General) North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
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