Grumpier Old Men—Burgess Meredith & Jack Lemmon

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A script read from the 1995 film Grumpier Old Men, where I read the parts of both the Burgess Meredith and Jack Lemmon characters in an attempt to deliver authentic impersonations.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Well, let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turn 94 years old. Yeah, and I never exercised a day of my life. Yeah. Every morning I wake up and I smoke a cigarette, and then I eat five strips of bacon and for lunch, I have a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack, Bacon, old damn plate. And I usually drink my dinner. Now, according to all of them flat bellied experts, I should have took a dirt nap, like, 30 years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still Yeah, and they keep dying. I guess it goes to show you what? Huh? Goes to show you what? Well, it just goes to show. What the **** are you talking about? Well, you said you drink beer, you eat bacon and his smoke cigarettes, and you outlive most of the experts. Yeah, I thought maybe there was a moral No, no moral. I just like that story. Yeah, I like that story.