TONY THE BAD BROOKLYN COMEDIAN
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Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)Transcript
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Hey, how you doing? I'm Tony. Everybody ready for some laughs up in here? All right, Here we go. So my kid says, Pop, did you get a haircut? I said no. I got them all cut. Yeah, I used to hate facial hair. Then it grew on me. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They crack each other up. So two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't that special, but the reception was amazing. That's a good one. I wrote it myself, you know. Anyway, I made a pencil with two erases. It was pointless. I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. What do you call someone with no body and no nos? Nobody knows. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it. Hey, why couldn't a bicycle stand up by itself? It was too tired. Yeah, that's a good one, too. But that's for my cousin Frankie, not me. You know, I kind of stole it, but yeah, What you gonna do? A white kind of knows b 12 inches long, because then it would be a foot. What kinds of cautious 45 cents. 50 cent featuring nickel Beck. Hey. So why did the math book look so sad? Because of all its problems, What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese. I'm reading a book about anti gravity. It's impossible to put down. What do you call an elephant? That doesn't matter. Yeah, Never mind. It's irrelevant. You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like it was just born with mine. Hey, don't trust Adams. They make up everything. Soil of the chicken and an egg online. Don't let you know. Hey, thanks, everybody. You'll be here all week. All right. Tip your waitress. Try to feel Thank you. Goodnight.