English comedy voiceover
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
British (England - Cockney, Estuary, East End) British (England - Yorkshire & Humber) Caribbean (General)Transcript
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You are there, mate. It'd be the perfect day to set sail out to go find some crack at it. All right. And we got, everything will be the one who decides if we've got head or not. Counting on deck. Oh, counting on deck, cracking on deck. No cutting on deck. All right. All right. Senator out. Now, have we all got everything we need? But I can never to, why ought to throw you off, off the edge of the plank. But we wouldn't know if we had a plank to chuck you up in the first place. You, you let's set a ******* and now that we firmly established how bloody useless you all are, I'm going to show you why I'm the captain and you're a filthy, 30 dogs who will be lucky enough to lick my boots after I've been trotting around here. A bunch of 17 year old salmon. We do occasionally be captain. We so in every to no one wants to hear you, Jeff Java. To me, how do you propose we solve such an elaborate problem using your best intellects? Well, I'm glad you asked Jennifer. I intend to take an account of all this. Using a special method of pirate accounting. Yeah. A pirate accounting. **** him. I don't know what that is. Well, that's all right there. Timmy. What a little shake him and a little bit of pirate magic. I can show you now, Catain don't be coddling the lad. He's got to learn sooner or later. True. True, true, true. Ok. Santa doesn't exist. You might not be real, just a figment of someone's twisted imagination. Chances are you won't live past 13 because of this ever and all true love may exist. However, the chances are it's simply a tool by advertising companies to sell products to you. And on this trip, Courtney Todd will try take advantage of you. So you bought the up and play. OK. Right. Hire as accountant. Uh What's the best way to convey this to you in a memorable fashion of which will assist with the trials and tribulations of work. How about a shanty? No, I don't think a black R and B artist is going to be the best way to put forward the, the concept of accounting. How about a shanty instead? Well, I think that's a bit presumptuous since she's never met you. True. True. How about a song instead? Yeah. Are you? I said, are you ready, man? Yeah. Right. But remember man, online Old Party, we have to keep both counts. So what we possess, I we upon Blue Ensure and first that we complete our p 50. How many flagons of God do we have? No? Because we wrote it down in a book when we took it. Dumbo. How many crows do we have? 63? How can this? It goes by council has enlightened me. Yeah. We're jumping on shore down in smugglers. Cold. Sure. Not for sure. For what goods and services we can all pay because we all need a win. We might even need a new sale with pirates. Accounting. We benefit from economies. How many bottles of rum have we got? 34? Do we need more? The log on the deck? That's something we all can't insure. How much ringing have we got? 81 are we? I hear it that counts. We know when it's gone. According now we know about pirate accounting and the joys of keeping on from the ringing to the cannon rolls in the bar. We can go correcting in check and historians will know what was on this glorious wreck. What do you, man?