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in a world where Pluta was still a planet and before 7 11 big gulps were illegal. In New York City, there was a duo of a girl in a boy. The girl was crazy. Needs to get away that Manning and the boy. And you just had a major last test of time and channel changes. These are the adventures of Taylor Kenny on Cosmos. Wake up with Taylor. There are only two hosts who are brave enough to face the world before daybreak. Incomparable Taylor Stryker is the 1st 1 actually, like I'm gonna be, like, throw up a little bit, remember one and only Kenny. Robert. Bobby, sibling house. Siri, can you die? I'm sorry, my lord. I'm afraid I can't. Oh, right. I ask you calling, my lord. Sorry. Go where all of the radio shows are Too scared to go the 6 a.m. time slot And actually be trying to bring you the most epic morning show in the history of morning shows. It's like nothing your ears have ever before Body or ashes. Ashes crazy for your mama Sometimes have a feeling I couldn't do crystal men, but I think it strange for your uncle dropped the phone into a show. No one could have ever expected show to award for the streets of snitches. Get stitches were to the guy in the cubicle next to you. I got a lucky baby's hair. Oh, my God, That's gross. They are like feminist hero feminist heroes right now. This is not a test way. Welcome. You wake up with Taylor. Good morning. Hey, girl. Hey. Okay, I'm Taylor. Um Oh, my God. Today is Wednesday Way Have so much going on. Okay, so if you're just tuning into the show are, uh you taken a couple days off? canI's baby was born. Canny, my co host. Ah, his wife, Chelsea had a beautiful baby boy. £7.9 ounces named Duke Zimling house. He is a little nugget on when I get to see him later tonight. Anyway, I'm Brian. Yeah, I don't be jealous. So Kenny's out all week. Of course. He just had a baby. So he you know, that's what you dio. So we've been having a lot of amazing people stopping by. And today I almost don't want to tell you. It is you're gonna **** your pants. Okay, fine. I'll tell you what it is. It's Dr Water in the studio. I freaked out. I had no idea shooting me and I thought should be on the phone also. Of course, water. Wednesday's today really is wider. Wednesday she's gonna be doing on her AM I normal segment that she does every single Wednesday in the last hour of the show. Eight. Oclock our also speaking of that, our Jenny McCarthy from dirty, sexy funny my colleague, my coworker. She gonna be comin in to talk about her new season of Dani loves Jenny dares so stinking cute together. I aspired to be them one day. Ah, and then so much else going on. I'm Sara Rue. She's on this new show called In Pastor, and she's wonderful and delicious, and we have a lot of other celebrity interviews. I don't know if we have a chance to get some today, but we'll do our best. Nat Faxon. Ah, he is like the most hysterical human being on the face of the planet. Also tear Mara Judd from or ah, Real Housewives of Orange County. Sorry, orange New black real housewives of For everything she is You will not believe the **** this woman says in this interview. So we have a lot of **** to get Teoh. But right now, let's get into it with the seven things you need to know before you go with Dr Wider Dr White High Tech, I'm gonna give you an intro. And you never watched And that things you need to know before you number one official. Oh, my God. Here we go. There we go, baby. I feel like I need a British accent for this way. Taylor, I would really like that. All right? I'm gonna do a different accent for each one, okay? Okay. Let me just ask you something. You did number one like the number, and then I tell you the story, right? And so then you're done with that one. And then, like, I could dio number two. Like, if you're going on and on board, I might hit a number just to, like be like, move the **** on. Okay, here we go. OK, let's start. I don't know how exciting these are. Okay? Okay. Number one, Germany sentences X Auschwitz guard to four years as an accessory to 300 1000 motors. Wait wait four years. That's eight Warriors. You know what, Taylor? Though the guy I think is really elderly and he showed remorse. And he was the bookkeeper, I believe because I read the story. And, you know, I think everyone needs to be accountable for what they've done in the past, But I don't know if he's gonna make it for years. An elderly elderly man. Okay, good. He does there. Yeah. Yeah, that's just how I feel about that. All right, Number two Obama on Iran. Deal says every pathway to nuclear weapon is cut off. You have no ******* clue that Number three Donald Trump. But plug now available for your pleasure. Yes, I like this. Ever want Donald Trump to kiss your ***? Here is your chance. Fernando Sosa. Fernando. So So married the 31 year old Florida artists, It telling the real estate mogul turned presidential candidate where to stick it. He has created a but plug that looks like the Donald. So if you want to pucker up your lips, shove them up your *** there. Donald Trump. That's number three. You guys number 4 50 cent files for bankruptcy. Wow, Rapper 50 Cent a k A. Curtis Jackson filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection on Monday. According to court documents filed in the U. S bankruptcy Court in Hartford, Connecticut, the 40 year old rapper reported assets and debts each and the range of 10 million to 50 million, reports The Wall Street Journal. Whoa, that's no good. Although that doesn't mean he's poor. It just means he's doesn't want his debts. What's up with that? Why is everyone bankrupt, Ed? Because that's what rich people do. It's like some sort of accountant loophole. Do you think you have Donald Trump's filed like three times and all looking him right? Right. And he's doing okay, not just running a cardboard box. And he also has his own *********. Yeah. No, right. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the right to it, although I'm sure hosted the pants off that guy because it's his likeness in your butt. Oh, this one I like till you're gonna like this to Okay. Uh, number 55 Number five sinkhole. Amazon and Walmart reveal crazy deals ahead of big sales day. Today is prime day Taylor on Amazon. Amazon, Like taking over black Friday. They are in the middle of the summer. It's supposed to be better than black Friday. Everything on Amazon prime. It's free. Well, you know, what's amazing is that there's a new block pose Wednesday, Black clothes on Taylor's trucker dot com. And a lot of my items are from up, up, up, up Amazon. So go check it out. Nice. Alright, Awesome night. All right, I'm gonna fill in a few more. You guys Boehner blocking boxers air available for your man. I love this idea because boners are the worst. Okay, I totally agree. And if I could get a boxer blocking my *****, I would do it if I were guy. So number seven, you should get it for your son. Yeah, future in the future. I know, right? Exactly. Number seven I wanted to tell you, I'm just doing this off the top of my head. Number seven is that they've come out with ********* blocking panties for girls. You don't, are you? You don't know our story? No, Tell me. Tell May. Well, we'll wrap up the seven things I tell you. Was that number seven Essure? Nice. Okay, that's seven things you need to know before you go. Thank you. Dr Wider Welcomed your job. Thank you. A really good job, right? Good. Thanks, guys. Here's the deal. I can't believe you don't know this. Oh, my God. OK, but first of all, Dr Wieters here we have so much talk about. So Dr Water comes on every single Wednesday and she answered your questions. But, doctor, I mean, she always gives us snippets from her life. And so doctor water has Ah, hot nanny who We always talk about the hot Opare and she's freaking coming in today. So can we take a picture with all of us? Absolutely. It out. Definitely so excited to see how I'm I'm so excited to be hot Nanny, can you be so ******? Okay. And then also we have to talk with the baby. Yeah, definitely. Also, we have talked about your mother in law. Absolutely. Looie mother in law. My God, Taylor, Honestly, I have to tell you guys that that was probably the longest four days of my life. I mean, it it just torture. And it's beyond like, you know, I don't mean test feel like I usurped the horrible mother in laws, but I think I won the jackpot with this. Just sucks. Absolutely. Well, maybe we'll have a mother in law off you against the listeners for who has the worst? I think so. I'd want to hear worse stories than mine, and we'll give out a monster in law award. But I wanted to tell you what I tweeted the other day when there were five things I'd rather be. Do this like this. Seven things you need to know before you go. Five things I'd rather be doing today. Okay. Say one with mother in law. Save it, Save it. I really want to get into that. I'm dying. And also, I don't how you got up here today with your phobias, so we have to talk about that as well. Definitely want you to knock it in. Elevators. Guys like that's why she hasn't been up here. That's right. Now I'm riding them like a champ. Actually, I heard earlier she came in three hours early to just go up and down, up and down and up and down actually walked up 36 flights. So you get it. Thank you. Okay, So we have all that going on and Mawr It's just and you're gonna be here when Jenny McCarthy's here. Are you gonna be okay with that? Absolutely. Okay. Um however, first things first. What was I just talking about? I completely lost it. Huh? That's weird. I That's what I cheesed everything and then lost. What? I want to let me tell you something. I you know it. All right. Go. *********. *********. Yeah. Sorry s o Such a far off thoughts. 609 And by the way, you guys, the phones are wide open. 8888126766 And also, you can tweet us like you always do at Wickham. Underscore Taylor and I forgot to say during Dr Water segment, which is gonna happen around 8:10 a.m. Eastern standard time. You can call up live and ask Dr Water Your questions over the air would normally guys submit them via her website, which is doctor water dot com or you like tweeted her at Dr Wider. But today we're gonna let you guys just do it live. Perfect. Awesome ********* underwear. We you've never heard about our prank phone call on my job, so and the And the crazy thing is, it all came to a head in Miami. Oh, my God. What? And you know, Miami, Kenny and I did this Miami show stand up short again. Yes, yes. OK, sorry. Dream of coffee. So we were doing the show, This one stuff of the producer, and, um, you know, we have We have, like, a phone screener right now. She's our intern. She's great. Alright, Better. She's adult. Our new producer, Katie. Isn't she awesome? Awesome. You know, and our listeners are like, you know, you guys will meet Katie. Don't worry. Kg like in and out. And now she's busy. ****. Like getting **** done. She is getting such amazing. I can't say enough nice things. I'm, like, obsessed with her, so Oh, God, I have to remind myself to talk about something else with you. I got busted by my new boss. Speaking of new, everything's new. Everything is like Kenny has a baby. My life's like, completely different. We have new bosses, I have new producer. It's like insane. Yeah, totally. And then your boss busted me in the bathroom history doing something, really, But I'm liable hailer dot dot dot Okay, boss busting. So what you talking about? I'm so exciting. Like I'm on crack right now, so excited in a good way in the best way possible. But I do just have to tell you very quickly. It's not that easy waking up this early, by the way. And for everyone listen like, honestly, like day in, day out, Taylor and Kenny wake up so early. And I was, like, woke up in my brother's apartment this morning and I looked Everything was dark I got here. Nobody was in the building, and it really I have to hand it to you. Really? From the bottom of my heart. This is tough. Thank you. It's not that easy for everybody. That things. Taylor has it easy. She absolutely does not. Thank you. And your biological clock. It's ****** up. Taylor. Holy crab, right? Is it ever Yes. I'm all out of whack. Yeah, completely. You know, I I was waking up every hour. Is looking my late late night? No. And that's the other thing is an inevitability. Is that even a word? Yes. You will wake up that you will oversleep. It will happen in this business. Our broker actually interviewed him because, you know, his schedule is kind of like our schedule, right? And he said that he's never once woken up late for work, and he did it like, I think he didn't like a year and 1/2 ago. Really? Yeah. And I think is when he just switched the Weather Channel. Oh, my God. I know. It's like the worst feeling. Have you ever been in her sleep? Kenny's first day. I overslept on My God. It was the worst feeling on the face of the planet. It's there's nothing worse in it. And yeah, I've done it and I will continue to do it. You just have about your human. Yeah, but really, I applaud all of your efforts. You people should know how hard it is. Thank you. It has nothing to like. People think like, you know, people are reading between the lines right now. But my life and you talk about going out with friends and like, becoming like an adolescent again. And, you know, I mean, I'm exaggerating to some degree, but people like, Oh my God, she's like, spiraling and I'm like, am I cause I'm here every day. Yeah. Exactly. Spiral. I think not. I don't think so. I don't think so. People that spiral here. Thank you for that. Dr. White is not circling the drain. Okay. Here. Good God on my right and bushy tailed. But I'm out Friday. They'll be like she overslept Friday. No. Have a vacation day. You need it. Oh, thank you, Doctor. What? You're welcome. Okay. Yeah. Just to friggin sleep. That's right. Oh, yeah. You Oy, oy value. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. So and this is why Sometimes I get delirious on the show and crazy because, you know, there is this, like, whole weird morning, our things. So Ah, we're doing the show. And, um, we get a phone call. It's the very end of the show. Okay, Very end. And somehow we got on the topic of camel toes just in general. Right? You know, normal? Yes. Ah, totally normal. Totally normal topic on the radio in the morning. And we get a phone call, and I'm telling you were at the very end of the show. And we had already kind of moved on for the camel to think it was like a passing comment whatever. And it's a phone call from a listener or supposedly and she she's calling to talk about to say thank you and that she loves the show and that we've helped her ********* business and I'm on. That's ********. No one has a ********* business. And so what happened is, ah, lot of time on radio. You get prank call sometimes, like other guy shows will call him Frank. You like Opie and Anthony now just Opie. They've given us some hard times over the years just fine. I love them and they're fun is anything but this just like a radio things what they dio There's one time to town on the morning mash up. Rich prank called actually prank. Call Nicole when she was still, she was half at the receptionist desk in half, doing more to mash up, and he was being like a difficult subscriber to her, and she flipped her ****. Oh my God! Played on Richard Covino and she cried. She was so upset, but after that, things like Frank called her funny, but like they can really get to you, right, right, So I have. It's like overwhelming fear of being frank called. Think that model print called you years ago. Remember the one who was She's like, I don't need anything. Oh, no, no, no. That was an interview. It wasn't it. No. Where to? Monitor? Came to Victoria Secret. This is a no, no, no, no, no. This was a girl that had called and you couldn't stand her. And she was giving you guys such a hard time. Probably It's a long time ago there, but get we get, like, some crazy calls. Or like, there's weird guys a call and say weird things. And we've had other radio stations like FMR is Did you call and Frank also like, It's a thing that happened in, like, even though it's so dumb and prank called that the prank caller looks like a loser. Yeah, you still kind of feel like you got got right. So I don't liking prank. Right? So we should prank someone Taylor way should absolutely We should prank, call prank, call Chelsea. Oh, yeah. She'll love that way. Let's break. Okay, Okay, okay. We're going out to some Frank. All can. I can do lots of voices. Taylor. What? I couple 1,000,000 voices. Yeah, okay. I can do Donald, Doc. You know, right? He knows Donald just would still do it, but wait, videotape. Because the visual is just as good as the way that I can do Katharine Hepburn. Oh, no. June. Euro lab. You you own to boop. Okay, but I think maybe you should be covered calling right from the dead. I could be an old grandmother. Something they forgot about the baby. Or that you circumcised the baby Babies are circumcised. Let's say that they left over a piece of the Penis. Let's dio piece of Penis leftover. This is genius. We'll call him in a in a voice. Okay, wait. I could you, uh, like British accents? And I have a good Mexican accent. British. Hello? Tell our this is Dr Wider calling. I mean, I don't know how good that is. Just around the city where three of my girlfriends in one of my friends was brandish and she's like, That sucks, but totally sucks. Teller Total Does Harry Potter meets Katharine Hepburn report on AIDS that from tell us to record home no longer that tell us living in the shoebox, she's taking donations, playing the ukulele on 51st Street. What other when you can do Yo Main DC Gina. Wider mining. I'm going to bring your empanada that socks. Taylor. It's terrible. That is so bad. It's not. It's not Do Indian to weigh. Scare. You make it very, very nice. A vegetable. Guddi. You may get better. Hello, can he is evening out. Your son's Penis has not been cut off properly. You need to bring him back in and cut more Penis and mix it in a vegetable garden. He was very I That's terrible. Don't send. But like I can do Jewish to Aiken Stereo table. That's my You are Jewish, so you are allowed Well, you can just do what type you know. There's a guy that works a curry in a hurry, so I try to imitate him. Very curry in a hurry. All right, let's go. My, my best friend growing up her dad, Russi is Indian, so I grew up with I love. I love Indian accent. All of my favorite. I didn't I remember what I couldn't sleep because my butt yes, my hemorrhoids and all the guys were now gone. Let's not talk about them roids. Okay, I have questions, but I want Teoh. So I go to urgent care. And I was like, begging from I was I was begging for drugs. Fine, you got I remember that I needed to sleep. It wasn't like an addict thing. Like I was like Ambien, Zannex, Klonopin. Anything that will make the pass out, please. And so, of course I did the look like a tweaker because that's what that's like. 10 wanted medicine. People come in like to steal your scripts. Of course. Right? Of course. I mean having to my dad all the time. Trace anatomy. Yeah. I, uh hello. So he was like, I think a problem is psychological. And I was like, Why are you called? I think I called a crime called You were hysterical. I think Robert is like a little girl. I was so mad at him. I hate that. I hate that. That has steri a ******** that they put on every woman that's in pain. It's ridiculous. But it was psychological. It wasn't psychologically what Psychological rescue had big that psychological right, But they were occurring because of the psychological issues. Yeah, but you had stress. But you had real pain. He thinks. Oh, he thought the cause of the Hemery was psychological. Know you're getting him a brake problem. Good luck to you. He's telling you that you're the pain is in your head rather than in your ***. Yes. Remember there was a term for Remember I called you and it was like practicality. It's full jacks or something. Yeah. Proctor, fool gag. Full tackle, Jack. Something like that for Jack's Tallis food. Jack's practical something, whatever. Few jacks. And Ah, and he literally well, but he was right, because it's an AK into fan physical manifestation of a psychological problem. All right. Whatever. Yeah. Don't. Maybe manifestations wrong? No, no, you're manifestation. That happened. They occurred because I was not okay mentally. Yeah, well, I was so stressed out. Don't my therapist. Yeah, and he was like we called the butthole the second brain. So when you shut your brain down your cognitive thought, your logical thinking, you just denial, denial, denials. Your *** explodes. I believe it. Whether it's diarrhea or like Major Harper indigestion, it's all digest. I believe it is completely I really do. And you know, they're looking at probiotics to actually treat anxiety, depression and stress. No ****. That while you're got seriously yogurt well, different offer an active take Klonopin. And you do. No, no, no. But it's true. You hate yogurt. You could just take a pill. A probiotic pillow were put in some probiotic powder into your drink. Doesn't make you feel sleepy. No, no, but I don't want it. Okay, So ********* going back to Campbell s. So basically, this is called and she was like, Thank you came toe. And so we have you'll see at the system. So it's called assistant producer. And so and you'll see it later on to see this. See the screen? Yes. Yes. Eso ever were behind the scenes right now. But this doctor why? I had to explain to you guys a little a little peek behind the velvet curtain. So behind the beef gardens, if you have might be hurt. The media curtains of Elvin is OK. So we can, like, fit. Like whatever this about a phone calls. Don't say how many. Because we like people to think like a bazillion. Yeah. Oh, my God, it is. And and you call their number pops up and then or this? Yeah, and then the intern. Basically, it puts in or confront Screnar. Whoever's doing it put in like name. Where you guys calling from? And then there's a comments section s so and I can control who I taken, who I don't take. So I saw this thing comment about friggin ********* business. I'm like, I don't take that. That's a fake thing. And so Steph was like, take the call. So So you can also have a conversation like Kenny and myself, and Kate can talk down here, too. So steps like take the call. She loves the show and stuff always likes it when people company there's like, take the call. So I took it because, you know, she's a producer gonna trust her. And it was the most bizarre call I've ever experienced in my life. And I was furious. Scare you stuff if you're listening at the sure I was wrong anyway, So I took the call. It was bizarre. I hung up immediately. Anyway, so a couple weeks later, we have, like all these imaging guys that work in serious, and one of them is guys. Jim James to com. James. I don't know why, but we do. His name is Jim. Everyone called him Jim, but has become James. So he was working on this. Like, like a big like a project outside the show where you tell a story about something happening to show that a significant blow out. So we told this story. So I actually have a package that explains holding the ********* from my perspective, Kenny's perspective, Incest perspective one. And you can hear the recording of the call. Oh, my God. You want here? Totally. It's so crazy. Um, let me just finally rival real quick. Okay? So it explains everything. And it's called Who is Virginia? Who is Virginia? Because when I picked up the phone call, she said virgin. You okay? Gets gets explained. Here. Hi. Okay. Okay. Introduce yourself. I'm Taylor. My name's canning co host. I'm Stephanie, producer of waking with radio Cool things. No. Start from the top. Okay, So we were doing the child about Selena Gomez. How should cover girl a new issue of Cosmo. We talked about everything from Cougars to cheating Teoh, pre nups, perfumes, handbags, whatever. So I'm sitting there and we're like talking about it. Stop. The producer picks up The phone call came in coming down like the last five into the show. So I get this phone call from a listener who says, All my God, I just want to thank you so much. And I'm like, thank you for what wants to thank us for talking about camel toes because it helped her business was calling us up to say thank you for talking about Campbell. Prevents *********, ********* underpants door. I don't know. We weren't talking about chemical. We weren't taking thank you's. And then she tells me about how much we boosted her sales and how amazing we are. And like, this is great. I see this call. I'm like, That's weird and that's all I thought. Next thing I know, I tell Taylor to take the phone call. I give her a little post it note they noticed. Take this call really good. They love you. I love when listeners call and say thank you and how much they love us and something my guts like, Don't take this call. This is We're this is gonna be off topic. She comes on the air. So I take it. Taylor started making a face. It's a look of horror on her face. Something's really bad about this phone call off the bat. This is what she says. Virginia, Virginia, Virginia, Virginia, Virginia. Just like Taylor Face started getting red. And I was like, What? Taylor quickly hung up. The phone is quick. We all give each other the craziest looks. Looks like shock. It was like that was a prank. Folded producers trying to take down the side of like to take I was like, Well, maybe the person was confused. I don't know why she was saying Virginia, Virginia, like the code word for Taylor sleeper cells. Somebody calls in South Virginia, and Taylor immediately puts on her suit and puts her weapons together and leaves to blow up Washington. Taylor freaked out and said, That was a prank phone caller. You God, that was so where we totally on Frank, all right. And they were like, No, no, I don't know if it was a prank. I felt crazy. I talked on the phone. She was not a prank phone caller. They love the show. They want to thank us because we talked about *********. Who is Virginia? That is so strange. Is Virginia Virginia? Is that you? Hello, Virginia. Virginia might have prevented some horrible situation. I think Taylor's instincts are unbelievable. She's a simple hero, so I believe that is the story of our first prank call ever. Virginia. So that's I love it. I love that. That's hilarious in this big mystery on the show, forever and ever. Never. Right, right, right. So we go down to **** in Miami. Oh my God and March or April. I forget for a stand up show that Ken and I did at the Fillmore and guess who's there for Data Caller Virginia. And she legit has ah, ********* prevention thing on her website again in Virginia? No. So she explained it. And I guess what happened is that I guess there's a girl that works in South Carolina or North Carolina or Florida or somewhere, and she's on the radio and we sound identical, right? Okay, So she for what thing is is that the ********* girl didn't listen to the show. It was her best friend who listened to the show. So she her best friend was like, You gotta call the show and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And so, when she called the show upon her friends requesting baby shoes with her friend, a friend called her. I don't really still get it right. But something happened where she got confused cause she thought she was listening to her friend on her radio show. On that Virginia came alive. Got it, Got it anyway, Wasn't a prank adorable girl like the ********* businesswoman, adorable. Her friends adore. They were adorable and totally normal and amazing. And I gave them my cell phone number. And when we text every now and that now isn't that funny? That came to a head That story. She came on stage in Miami and we had this moment in front audience. Everybody was like, Oh, my God, I love it. It was great. Is it underwear preventing ********* because she sticks something? In the end, I think it's like a little Patzert that that goes, and I'll research because I I should know more about it, considering how significant it's been in this for the show. But also so now they have a *********, preventing underwear, not insert eso that anyone suffering from *********. And that's seven things you need to know before you go. That's right. 20 minutes in 28 minutes and we're done. Isn't that insane? That is so crazy. Like, Whoa, I thought I would share Love it. Little sharing. Love it. Okay, so, yeah, we have a lot to get you. So let's take a break. When we get back, we have to figure out how to prank Call Kenny. Definitely talk. So the prank call is the hospital saying a piece of the Penis was leftover. Definitely has to come back for an extra circumcision. Okay, Amazing. Okay. And then also, I won't talk about your mother in law battling. And you guys, if you have bad mother in law, give us a call. 888126766 Because we're gonna have a mother in law off. Also, most embarrassing thing that ever happened in front of a boss happened to me yesterday. I talked about that. It is endless phobias. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's just this too much. Taylor, There's too much. We've got interviews. It's just Virginia up the Virginia just got a big crazy camel toes. Fact in a little bit. It's more satisfying. Menacing at the beach more delicious. You're listening to Taylor and Kenny on Cosmas. Wake up, Taylor stars. It's OK. Your boss will understand if you're a little late for work today. Just tell him you were hanging out with your best friends Taylor and Kenny from Cosmos Taylor. Maybe you could listen on demand on your own time. Serious except stars really way. But I need to tell you something. Hey, girl. Hey, welcome back. Its wake up with Taylor. I'm Taylor gets Kenny's out. His baby was born over the weekend so he's out all the blonde. But I do not fear I am here. I am live and I am coming All the friends Of course, we miss Kenny, but we've had some amazing people on the show. America's life coach Stephanie did that. She was on Monday. Then yesterday way had on the shell Lukowski from dirty, sexy, funny or genuine car. These dirty, sexy funny She's hysterical. And today I can't believe she's here. I'm on star struck Dr Wider. I'm star struck to Taylor. Oh my God. studio in studio. She's forget sitting in front of my eyes. I love it, doctor Ready? If you guys want to share regular, you know her. From her Wednesday segment Every single Wednesday, Dr Weir joins us to enter your questions that you submit via her website, which is doctor water dot com, www dot d r w i D e r and fraud dot com. The next top model where I just won the last season. You all know me for that. That's what you know me from that what you really know her from. And you can also tweet doctor water at Dr Wider. She's we just part of the wake up family. Just period in the story spent along Kozma con you maybe gotten drunk a little bit of Dr Wider, but when I was a drunk, a year like 10 deep, and she's like half a Sean, and she's going to natives with her 100 pants on her head. I have a picture of me with my underpants on my head. I'm going to tweet that out. I believe you dio and I really would like to get it and blow it up a favor and put over my couch because I need some artwork. My apartment. You can come to my new apart. You want to come? I want to do the stupid olympics with you spoiled. Do you know I almost came in with 12 boiled eggs for you cause I wanted to break the eggs on your head. Oh, my God. They wanted to assist Aussie of it. And my kids watch it over. No, No kidding, Really, really far, Doctor. Where we are so doing. Ah, stupid little together. Yeah, definitely. What? When? When do you any time and honestly? Any time. Okay, so let's figure it out. Let's do it in August That come in your guest host? Because Kenny doubt all August he is? Yeah. Wow. Journey leave. He gets paternity leave from serious except Sirius X M gives member tree kind of impressive, right? Very impressive. Progressive. Good grass. If an impressive Yes, Exactly. Wow. I know. I'm really impressed. It's blown away and it's blown away. Maize known means a way to get in a little bit. We're gonna talk all about Dr Fighters, brutal mother in law and mother in laws. Could be sucks. So bad. So bad the stories. I've her. I know. Yeah, I My God. Crazy stuff. Taylor. You know, I interviewed a glamour magazine to be their health editor, And I was pregnant with my with early, uh, and they told me I was five months pregnant, and I didn't think they had No, I was pregnant, come completely delusional. And she said to me, You know, if you have the baby and you get this job, you'll have three weeks off. This is a women's magazine. The mother. That's horrible. Don't you don't qualify for the family medical leave Act in New York State If you haven't been at a place for 12 months. Yep. Yep. It doesn't say. I think Chelsea's off for, like, three months. Yeah. Yeah, that's about standard, right? Maybe it was. Yeah. No, no, it's three weeks. No, no. Did you try? Makes that you would remember The different now. Right? Well, Nicole for morning mash up, I think you get I don't know for sure, but I think you get, like, six weeks for, um here from eternity. I might be wrong. I might be wrong. They might give you more, but it might be unpaid. I'm not, I'm not quite sure, but like six weeks paid, I think it's very nice. But I'll tell you, Nicole didn't take the full lot because she like just But what? She did work from home. They put like a nice day online in her apartment. That was nice. But yeah, it's Ah, it's Ah, it's a great thing that they dio the month of August is going to be You know, this week is a little indicative of what August is gonna be. Sounded like. So lots of friends. No, I love it. Are you kidding me? Please. But yes. 00 So anyway, so I have so does where everything is new in my life, right? Yes. And in Kenny's as well. It's like staff left. We've a new producer, Katie. She's amazing. We also have new management. We have new bosses, which is actually I loved loved our old boss Liz. But I think that we've got some amazing people working with us now as well. So it ray all it's all different, and I hate change, but actually, I'm welcoming this change. You know, I think it's really good. Good. So we have We've got that going on, But so we have this new boss and she's like, Really? Like She's, like, sassy and cool and like, I really, really like her a lot. So, um and you know, she's like she's in charge of a lot of different stations, so I don't get to see her on a daily basis, right? But I I saw her. So anyway, yesterday I was in the bathroom, a hand thistles so embarrassing, so extreme in the bathroom, and I come out of the stall and I saw like, I my skin's actually better than it's been in couple weeks. We remember we talked about that. It was that stupid Neutrogena grapefruit. Yes, really? Sorry, guys on my block tales Shrek dot com I did like a whole beauty posters, like maybe a month or two ago and was all my new favorite. But it was my nighttime skin regimen, and I fell in love. This Neutrogena grapefruit scrub girls awesome, and it smells great. It does, and it smells awesome. You feel like I am so clean and fresh and I love grapefruit and literally I was going. My my chin was like a friggin 14 year old it was off our It was like pimple on pimp. So anyway, I mean, it works for some people. It didn't work for me. Just be aware that it might not work for you have a new product for you. Actually, you dio Yes. My new product is called water. It's called glide tone. G l y t o N e I got from the dermatologist. It's clearing out my face, even though right now I'm No, you're not looking at it all a little bit on my chin. Well, you're better than I am right now, so But it works. It works. You dio It's just a facial wash. That's it. That's it. It's really like a lotion. Or you can you can put like a retinol. Yeah. Is that like for, like, Rosie? She is stuff? No, that's that's That's something else for a rose. A chauffeur. You Really? Yeah. Okay. I just want some. Yeah, And I need a wash that's gentle and keeps my skin clear. I don't that I need, like, a little Yeah. Can you just Yeah. I don't like when the doctor just like going to you. Yeah, You know, we talked about virtual medical visits yesterday on Jenny Hutt Show? Are you kidding me? That you can actually Skype your doctor. Please, God almighty. I need they're doing this I medicine kind of thing. Well, I have not been that I have. I really need to go to doctors permit. It's so ironic. Might, As a doctor, you think I'd be comfortable in that environment? Yeah. No, it's it's tough. I mean, it's tough for people to go regularly to a doctor, but it's important that I told you Now they're like, doing blood. Works there, like telling me I can't eat. And I'm like, Forget that I can't come the effort guy. That's thrill. Stupid doctor, How dare you ask me to not get food? You should go in the morning, cause then you can just fast overnight. Oh, I can't do that. I have to eat for the show. Well, right, right. Yes. Yeah, right. Yes, I know. So, anyway, I digress. So I come out of the bathroom stall and I see this little pimple, and I'm like, I'm gonna get that sucker. It was like one of those. You know what? It's really good. Like all of a sudden, you're like, Alan, feel pity on the looking here, and there is ahead, and I'm gonna put the **** out of that. So I go in the mirror and, like, I know I'm probably really gross that I pop pimples of work. Is that, like, disgusting? No, People do it. Okay, so I go toe So I'm in the mirror and I get like, I wash my hands and I get, like, my like, you know, my little wet paper towels with a little soft. And I go in the mirror on lean in real close. And I'm about to pop like this. And also not here. Taylor Strecker. Don't you dare and I look over and it's your new balls. God. Oh, my God. Taylor, shape the shape. So, anyway, yeah, you did not do it. I didn't see my boss. I have to listen to her that it's so that it's so funny. Is that the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you in front of a boss? I think so. Aided it. 812676 was the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you at work. All right, here's my story. So I was working at CBS. Healthwatch has like this p on editor. Right after I decided I was going into media instead of practicing regularly. And so, um, I there were these new games I love, like, you know, I have two older brothers. So there was a game called Swine online where you could raise a virtual pig. I'm not getting so I had on my test this we were all doing it. All the editors, like all the loser editor. So I had a little pet pig that was a virtual pig. And you you would feed it, and you'd have to make sure you cleaned up the thing. It was a cute little cartoon pig. And so my boss comes toe. Tell me this guy Bill comes over to tell me something about some breaking story, and all of a sudden you hurt oink like an oink. Noises feed your pig, feed your pig. And I couldn't figure out how to turn off the big thing. You know, when he's like, What is that? And I don't know. Where is that coming from? It's a call. It was coming from my computer. Stop your pig. It's hunger. Your pig is hungry like Oh, my God. You know, Plus, it's also What were you doing during work? Exactly why I thought I was going to be fired. Oh, my life he loved you were all good. I was all good. But that's the most embarrassing that happened to me in front of a boss. But, you know, my most embarrassing story is my town, my period. Like the pad opening doing the most embarrassing story in life. Yes, that was that. OK, please tell that 10 you want to hear that again? I love that Stores. My favorite story. All right, so So why? So, Katie, this is my most embarrassing story ever. So I had just gotten my period as a 13 year old and my mom was on away with some girlfriends, I think. And my dad, of course, was no. Be Julian who never, ever gave me a sex talk, by the way, at nothing. Never talked to me about anything my whole life. Oh, my watch. So I said to him that I got my period and he was so uncomfortable. First period ever with my father. And I said, I'm going to camp. And can I go swimming? If I have my period? Yes, sure, sure. So you know, I'm wearing my cute one piece and always pads with wings had just come out. So I unwrapped the always pads with wings, and I take it, you know, I'm going to the sports camp, and I always Taylor felt like I could keep up with the boys. That my personality. So I get to the camp and I put on my bathing suit and I take them. I always pads with wings, and I put it into Beijing to wrap it around the outside of the 13. I said, Well, everybody must do this. No. So, uh, so I'm looking around and I'm like, but my father's an OBE do and like for sure he knows. So I'm Watling to the pool on like a penguin walking like a penguin, And the points were jumping off the high diving board and I was like, I could do that. So I get up to that which is at least nine feet up, and I get to the edge and I'm coming to the edge and I'm looking down and I don't even think anything about the pad, but I'm just wondering when people see the pad wings from up here. But what Because everybody does it. Everybody does it. So it jump in on I surface. But right before I service, my pet opened up in surface literally like a personal sized pizza, like a pan pizza. I was like, floating in the water and I could see, like, all of these people looking at it in slow moving ward is the and I'm like, Oh, my God, it's my pad. And instead of disowning, which clearly because it was a new crack going with, I grabbed it. And then I quit camp. I can I did a quick decisions. I know after that, all but go. That's my favorite. Yep. So that's my most embarrassing story. I don't know. My most embarrassing story was probably well, so I had this major girl crush on this girl on my field hockey team. She was older than me. Her name was Meghan. I don't know. I mean, it was like this fixation and I wanted to be like, best friends with her. Yeah, and I want to go on, like unto parties with her, but she was a junior and I was a freshman, and so I don't know. I mean, it was just never meant to be, but I almost got there. I was, like, working real hard. So we were like, field hockey. And I think I was I was like a swing player. So I was a freshman, but I was J B. But I swung up to do some varsity games. So I had, like, access to her when I was on the Yeah, and then, um, I And then I ended up doing ski team and guess who was on ski team? Meghan. So I'm like, Yes, Meghan, we're gonna be best friends. So we were in This is so embarrassing. So we were in ski What? We were at ski practice, and sometimes it was so cold we couldn't get to the mountain or whatever was, too. I see. So we would have, like, indoor practice where we have to exercise and **** like that. So we were all together, and I was like, at this point, like we were, like, getting there like I was like, she's gonna invite me to a party we're gonna drink beers, and it's going to be amazing bonding. Yeah, I was like, This is gonna be bus. And at this point, I was a sophomore, and she was a senior. Was like, This is my year. She's senior said, This is a shining moment, and I get to be, like her little cool friend and my friend Monica. So Meghan was right next to me. We're all doing sit ups, and we it was partner. So our partners would hold our feet and he would have, you know, like you're letting your knees around your feeder down and whatever. So my friend Monica was holding my feet and I didn't sit up and I farted. It was, and it smells. No, Monica, because she's my friend was like, it caused a huge scene. And Megan was there and I could never look spoke to me again. I love it. End of my life. I love it. And then and then yeah, this against that gets worse. In an effort to redeem myself with Meghan, I would have thrown in the towel right there. I should have. Yeah, I thought you know what? I am funny, and I could be funny. and win her back. So I I was coming out of, uh, I was coming, and I was chubby at this point, too. Don't forget that. Like when you're when you're chubby. Taylor. No, I was fine. I was just by just more feel my head, but, like, really badly, like those days. I mean, bag of that. And like, for example, like a fat thing. It is. It just is, Yeah, it's like it when you're super skinny and you fart like, my friend is like, £95 she's like, you guys the other day, drink this green juice and I farted on the subway and I scared myself. It was that bad. And then she said she got an airplane. She fell asleep because she knows the entire flight problems. She's fine, but she was like, but she's like it's like, But you would never identify her as a foreigner, right? Right. So she can get away. Yeah, exactly. But I was like, at this point, I was like going, you know, I would go get like, a colada from Dunkin Donuts coffee colada, and then I would go out of the way to go to the bagel place to get, like, a little stick with cream cheese Manama school. And then I would get to school. We have, like, ah, free study and get like Cheez its and and Brown Sugar Pop Tarts. You know, this is right. That is way too specific. And have frosting the brown sugar. Of course he did. Have you never had a branch? No, I love those. Oh, there. Might there Better heated? No, no, they're not cold. Okay? They're my weakness. And then I also did these like vanilla wafer cookies. So good and then at lunch would have, like, mac and cheese. Or, like, a possible on days with like like like, you need any more carbs at this point with a huge role that was so delicious. And then, like a Chako taco. I mean, forget it. So this is what was what I'm consuming. So and I'm wearing a uniform. Let's not forget that either. I'm in catholic school. Oh, my God. So I'm coming out of the out of my lunch period. And it was like freshman sophomore and then like junior seniors. But the seniors had their senior locker room that faced a cafeteria and it was on Lee Seniors. And they were. So they had, like, a lawn chair, furniture and all the stuff like like in there. And they were, like, sitting hang out during their free periods of whatever. So I'm coming out of the lunch room after it just consumed £8000 of carbs and there's a huge folding table, like right out like a long, long, long outside the outside of the cafeteria. I don't know what came over me, but I saw Meghan and her friends sing in the senior study and I thought, I am going to jump up the table inside and then I'm gonna Teoh, that's cool. Totally like high school musical cool. You don't like a guy like a tailor and I'm like, Can I e hit the middle way? And then you farted again. So, yeah, so I getting caught popping a pimple by my boss is not pales in comparison is not missing by a table broke table with my car Body destination. Awesome town. This'd Sirius XM's stars. He's your best friends. Taylor and Kenny. Check, check. Now you're ready to start the day off, right? With cosmos, Wake up with Taylor on stars. Hello? Hey, girl. Hey, welcome back. Its wake up with Taylor. I'm telling you guys, and today we have Dr Wider guest hosting while Kenny's out. Dr. Whiter, you are my favorite. I love you so much. I love you back, toe. Good to have you in studio. And you guys, we have so much to do, Dr Whiter. Okay, so Kenny's out, But we think we want a prank column. I think that's a really good idea. I've never done a prank call on the show, ever. I love it ever. So way gotta figure out how we're gonna execute this because we're going to in the next hour. We have your segment. You guys can call in live, and that's doctor water questions. Medical questions. 8888126766 And then Jenny McCarthy's coming in to talk about her new show. I think the second season of Dani loves Jenny. And of course, the show. Dirty, sexy, funny here on stars Love, Jenny. So that would be really fun And interview with Sara Rue and it just goes on and on on on. So we got to get this **** done. We do. We've got to get it done, Taylor. Okay, so we're gonna call. And so the plan is right? Now it goes. The prank call is gonna be that they there there's extra foreskin. Yes. So, Kenny, some was circumcised. Yes. Hospital. So you're calling from N Y u? I'm calling from N Y u Land Going Medical center. Yes. And telling Kenny that there's an extra piece of foreskin left on his son's Penis. They need to bring him back at their earliest convenience. You can re Yes, yet. Okay. Perfect. Now what voice you're going to use? I don't know. Nobody should does your British accents. Terrible. Terrible terror attacks on. Yes. All right. But I really have to disguise my voice so I could be Katharine Hepburn, right? I could be an old Jewish grandmother that that sounds like your voice to close. All right, So I should try this head low. Canny as Mr Zimling House there. Mr Zimling, how's your son's Penis? Has not been completely circumcised. We would appreciate to view Colback. See, I put the British in there. It's like a British Katharine Hepburn. Just combine it just combine its wish it all together. Okay. And then I'm gonna tell him to come to bring his son back. Yes, at his earliest convenience so that we can re cut his son's Penis. Amazing. OK, we'll do that when we get back. And also seven things to know before you go coming up a little bit too and clearly, so much more. This ***** isn't completely insane. Taking after you, *****. I love you.