Nonsense Advice - Playful, slightly Bratty, kind of deadpan, Regular Guy

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Benjamin Hotchkiss

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Description

Can't remember what this copy was for but i like it. It showcases my ability to make sense of nonsense.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
close your eyes and count to 10. Do seated yoga. Draw a picture of your poodle. Use pencil use men. Use paper toe origami, your poodle. Use paper to write a letter to Aunt Harriet. Apologize for the mishap with the Jell O casserole. Strike up a conversation with a good friend and gesture wildly. Check emails Dated back to 2004. Right Funny text of friends who haven't heard from you and years. Play go fish, play checkers, play chess, play backgammon, play Parcheesi. Play a musical instrument. Play a video game, get a high score, take names, take a nap, go to sleep, go WiFi. Fire up the laptop and knock at work that you would normally take home, not get right out. Cross it off your list. Make a new list. The grocery list. Don't forget the kiwi floss with both hands. Touch up your lipstick. Look to your right for an uncomfortable amount of time.