Dr. Fauci, Winnie, Yogi and Smoky Bears, (Sam Elliot) Ed Kelly Comedy

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Produced in NYC for Syndication

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English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

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North American (General) North American (South West - Texas)

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dr Fauci give me the news, You always stand up and tell the truth hey, it's dr Anthony Fauci. Look if you're thinking about trick or treating this year, don't if you do decide to be a moron, make sure to wear a Halloween mask. If you don't, I will personally egg your home the white house. If you go there, your bag will be filled with Reese's bleaches Zinke way and hydroxychloroquine X. O. Mother fat bear week. Ah you got that right hubert. They fat shame us. Plus size bears. Poor boo boo. He can't even go on his instagram. No more. She she entire 100 acre wood is talking about how I don't wear pants. We can't help. We're fatter than the average bear. Tell him smokey only you can prevent fat shaming. Then you want pandemic pettis. I'm dr Anthony Fauci ladies don't you want some underpants with my name on them. Pandemic panties are just what the doctor ordered. Who wouldn't want to be in the throes of passion and then see my name when you're done wearing them for the day. You can even use them as a face mask. Not only can you wear my underwear, but you can get into dr burke's underpants too. This station presents real american douchebags. Real american ****** bags today we salute you. Mr guy who uses facebook instead of google guy uses facebook instead, google, you had a simple question. Like what time does the post office open but instead of typing it into a search engine, you decided to bother. All your friends, family and acquaintances on their news feed. Why don't you just do it? Dr Fauci is baseball card showing his first pitch has sold more than any other baseball card ever. My pitch just a bit outside. It's dr Fauci and baseball movies. Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the Coronavirus task Force.