Not Morgan Freeman with a Parodic Patriotic message for the Fourth
0:00
142
0
Description
Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Senior (55+)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Hello, I am the United States flag cold. I'd like to sincerely apologize to the many patriotic people on four July who are actually breaking federal regulations. If you have american flag paper plates or an american flag bikini, it's kind of like dropping the flag on the ground. Also, those car dealerships using old glory in their cheesy advertisements can technically get fined for it. Just think about that when you lay on your red, white and blue beach towel, all covered in sand. Well, at least that guy with a star spangled speedo is flying it at full mast apologetically or the United States flag cold.