Oh My F**king God, Get the F**king Vaccine Already, You F**king F**ks
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And now for a dramatic reading of Wendy Molinos essay from September 2, 2021. Oh my ******* God get the ******* vaccine already. You ******* *****. Hi if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive then you have either gotten the COVID-19 vaccine or you still have the opportunity to get the vaccine against COVID-19. And Holy **** if you aren't ******* vaccinated against COVID-19 then you need to get ******* vaccinated right now. I mean what the ****? **** you get vaccinated, **** the ******* vaccine will not make you magnetic. Are you ******* kidding me? Just ******* won't. That's not even a ******* thing. And that lady who tried to pretend the vaccine made her ******* magnetic looked like a real ******* **** wad and a ******* idiot. So get ******* vaccinated, jesus. **** the vaccine also doesn't have a ******* five G. Chip in it. What the **** do you think of five G chip is **** nuts. Do you think it's like some invisible nanotechnology they can suspend in a liquid and then just put in your ******* blood and then what exactly ******* floats around in your body going on instagram and telling the government you went to the grocery store, no one ******* cares where you go, You absolute ******* **** Barf **** off with that. ****. Oh you're afraid of the ******* side effects. **** you. You know what has ******* side effects ******* aspirin ******* Tylenol. You could be ******* allergic to pineapple. Your ******* **** with everything has side effects. You're being a big ******* baby with a huge diaper full of ******* diarrhea complaining about maybe feeling tired for a day or two while you're asymptomatic covid case you get and passed to some innocent ******* kid could wind up killing them or someone else. **** you, You ******* selfish ******* **** banana you unredeemable *** caterpillar, You ******* **** knob with two ***** for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two month old to wind up on a ******* ventilator instead of you. A ******* adult getting a sore ******* arm for a day. What are you? A pitcher for the Yankees? A ******* concert pianist, an arm model. Get the **** out of here. **** you get vaccinated. ****. **** you! Do you think vaccines don't ******* work? Oh **** off into that trash. You attention seeking **** worm faced ****, but this isn't even a point worth discussing, you **** aroma ***** Table of ignorance vaccines got rid of smallpox and polio and all the other disgusting diseases that used to kill off a little ***** like you and mass Your relatives got ******* vaccinated and let you live and now here you are signing up to be killed by a ******* disease against which there is a 99% effective vaccine, you ******* moron, go in the ******* ocean and **** a parana, ****. **** that. **** you get vaccinated. Oh you say you have a genuine allergy or medical condition that prevents you from receiving a ******* vaccine. That's fine. I'm clearly not talking to you, I ******* love you. ****. Look, if you have been forwarded this essay from a friend or loved one, then there are two possibilities. Either you are a normal regular, sensible ******* person like me who got ******* vaccinated at the first possible moment. And this essay channels all your ******* rage and sadness and is therefore cathartic or I really hope this isn't the ******* case you aren't ******* vaccinated and someone sent it to you because you've ******* fucking **** you need to get ******* vaccinated and rather than being ******* offended that someone is yet again trying to get you to take the ******* vaccine, you should understand that someone ******* loves you enough to try one last ************* time to get you to take the ******* vaccine before you **** off to heaven or **** or something in between place. That's just like a ******* mall or something where everything is free including and especially the soft pretzels. So congratulations there is one person remaining in your life who wants to ******* save you from drowning in your own ******* lungs. You ******* **** ****. **** ****. So for God's sake, get your ******* *** out of your chair, go to the ******* pharmacy and get a ******* vaccine. You absolute conscienceless ******* ****. **** fuck get it, Get the ******* vaccine. **** you ****, ****, ****, **** fuck you ****.