Christmas Podcast

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Description

In this snippet of a podcast, I play Santa. In the script, Santa has kidnapped the host of the podcast, and has taken him on a multidimensional journey to discover the true meaning of Christmas.

I also did the sound design and editing on this episode the podcast.

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Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
We have a long way to go in a short time to get there. So Bush ring dear Turbo formation. Oh, my God! Those reindeer turning into pure light. Santa, What's going on? We are looping through the multi verses, you know, to make up for lost time. What? We're crossing streams between worlds with magic. Is that a slave pulling up next to us? Oh, is that Oh, my God. It's us in that other sleigh. But Santa, if that's us, where are we? Behold the true essence of Christmas. It's like the sky is nothing but eggnog and old Barton bourbon with tinsel it. You're just like me, John. You're just like me. I could see it in your eyes, But I'm not me Santa. I'm a double gang or with a bad liver presence, air scattering. It's totally natural. John. Let's your lungs fill up with Christmas spirit. They're tardy reindeer crawling in my skin. Almost there. Almost where there's no way of knowing where the sleigh is going. Got going and save Almost there. Three. Hot. Damn! We made it! You know, I promised myself I won't have to do that every Christmas. But every Christmas Well, you know, I think I need a shower. Oh, you'll find Got act applies about my crack. Come on, John. Now, what do you want for Christmas?