Green Beer Comedy Podcast
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top of the morning. Told you listeners, his Patty Fitzhenry beard, whiskey, O'Shaughnessy And I'm here to tell you all of a green beer for your proper ST Paddy's Day. I'm here with this all the fellow here who seems about toll if you ask me. That's right. And my good friend Mr Beer Whisky. O'Shaughnessy. We're not friends. My Mr Beer Whisky. O'Shaughnessy will be presenting his thoughts in defense of green beer. Patty Trade has a pro lip rickon man and well versed in things Sink Patrick's D. And so I want to give everyone listening a bit of advice. Drink, great bed. Did you say you're a leper con? I did an actual leper conley with a pot of gold. Don't you go look at her own at the end of any rainbows For that by Paddy spent that gold in his twenties on drugs on drugs. What do you need? Eject on real estate Patties? A slumlord, your daft goat? Okay, just tell us about green beer where Pat he's heard some awful terrible people saying that green beer is in traditional or some such. Look, look here. If the bears not green, how will anyone know you're celebrating ST Patrick's Day and are just some drunk fighting off the shakes like everyone else. I don't think you can drink in here. Why don't you try to stop me a thing? Now Patty is going to give you the beer. Whisky O'Shaughnessy Family recipe for the finest point of Lookie, Lookie, lookie green bear. So pay close attention. First to take a final year, a shell and your parents into a mug. And then you add a single drop of this food coloring and FBN See Green number three, which is safe, perfectly safe for strong Irish bodies. There's some debate about interrupt me again by in all Shiva and then yet the secret ingredient. Which is What is it, lad? Is it love, love, love? Of course it's love Okay, and told tears of disappointment. That's what gives its flavor, and then you drink it. So, uh, what would you say to people who suggest that green beer is a sort of patty ism or helps create an atmosphere of cheap, racially related misunderstanding of a traditional Irish holiday? You didn't say it way skin yet. Hey, don't go through my bag. That was gonna be a gift for you for recording today, Son Gift. Now, then. So, Patty, what do you think of holidays like Green Beer Day in Oxford, Ohio, Only the finest holiday. So what role does the church play in the modern celebration of ST Patrick's Day? In your opinion, I'm not even Catholic by those raised in a Universalist calm, you know, Hampshire. And what would you say to scientific evidence that green food dye has been documented as a tourist growth in lab animals and mutations in humans, which has led it to be banned for use in food and Ireland and the rest of the you Patty? What about the notion that treating ST Patrick's Day as a drinking holiday reinforces cheap, negative stereotypes about the Irish? Well, however, you choose to celebrate your ST Patrick's Day, I hope it's a fun safe day where you can, I don't know, getting touch with something. Look, just don't drink and drive, okay?