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Voice Over • Television Ad
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Description

Voice audition recorded in my home studio.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American, US General American (GenAm), US West Coast (California, Portland)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
In the 19 eighties A. And W. Launched an advertising campaign to promote a new third pound burger. It was bigger and beefier than the competition's puny quarter pound option, and the price was the same. So how come nobody bought? It turns out americans are just terrible at math. Like really bad. Everybody thought that one third was smaller than 1/4 because you know four is bigger than three. The whole thing went down in history as a huge marketing fail and we've spent the last 40 years crunching the numbers, our best mathematicians working day in and day out, trying to crack the uncrackable code, solving the unsolvable equation to claw our way back from this embarrassing episode. And we've done it introducing the A. And W. 3/9 burger. It's bigger genius. It's bigger genius.