Michael Kerns Characters / Talk Or Fish

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A sketch by Patrick Fraley, Directed by Patrick Fraley, Engineered by Bri Villarreal at Salami Studios in North Hollywood, with myself and Ed Asner portraying a bear and a small mammal trying to catch fish after the humans have dammed up our creek.

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Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Yeah. Oh, What thing? You song? Good. How? Oh, yeah. Hope. Hand me the bait. Whose group? Where is it? In the bait box. Duh. You mean the lunchbox? The bait box? We have no lunch box. We have no lunch. Oh, that's why we're fishing. We did have lunch. It was in that box. You've been eating the bait. Really? Would. I'm just getting lightheaded. Being out here in the wilderness, fresh air, and I would probably good food. Kind of solid, but good. It's not enough food. Look at me. I'm big. I'm used to batting several huge dumb fish out of midair by the waterfall to orange. You're betting because they dammed up the creek, so we fish fish like humans and rubber boots. Uh, that's it. We need rubber boots. OK, here is what you are not getting again. Do is the whole food chain concept that's escaping you again. You're the bait. Ate the seaweed. We caught the bait. We use the betas. Well, bait because baked gets eaten by bigger fish on DWI. Eat the bigger fish we win. Sounds like whoa pyramid schemes. Uh, but, uh, i'll bite. Who eats us? Nobody eats me. I'm too. What? Formidable? Uh huh. Yeah. You're looking. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But nobody eats me either. Why is that unpalatable? Look it up. Mm. Are we gonna talk all day or fish?