Nancy Kenny - Audio Drama - Narration

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Description

First 5 minutes of the radio play, Roller Derby Saved My Soul, voiced entirely by Nancy Kenny

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (Canadian-General) North American (General)

Transcript

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Roller Derby Saved My Soul was written and performed by nancy Kenny. With original direction and dramaturgy for the stage by Tanya Levy. Original sound design is by Stephen Lathon. This audio play was recorded and mixed by West babcock. The song Roller Derby saved My Soul is performed by Uncle Leon and the alibis written and composed by Leon Chase. For more information on the stage production or to purchase a copy of the script, please go to Roller Derby saved my Soul dot com. Every hero and every villain has an origin story. Which one am I wow, how the **** did I get here? Not that you asked but it started out simply enough. I was sitting in front of the T. V. Re watching my favorite show. There's always casualties in war casualties. Sounds just sounds so casual. These are girls but I got killed. I got myself laugh from them. Oh I knew I was gonna lose some of them. You know what? I'm still making excuses. I've always put myself off. I've always being a slayer made me different but it's my fault I stayed that way. People are always trying to connect to me and I just slip away. You should know. Ah Buffy, I love this show show so much. It's life changing. She's incredible. You have to save the whole world all by herself. She can't count on anyone else because she knows they're just gonna get in the way probably even die. It's crazy. Every time she connects with someone they always get hurt, She falls in love with the guy and he gets turned into the most evil vampire to ever walk the earth. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You should maybe take a break from relationships. I don't know what it is. She's lost friends, she lost her mom. I get that at the end of the day, she's a lone wolf and the lone wolf always rides alone. I wish I was more like her or maybe Xena Warrior princess, she's getting a reboot. So this reference is totally relevant. No Princess Leia, totally not your average princess in the original series, the guys try to save her from the Empire. She basically calls them horses, grabs a gun and shoots her own way out of there. She's in charge of an entire rebellion. I've actually dressed up as her for Halloween. A new hope leah with the white robes and the donut hair, not gold bikini Leia. I live in Ottawa and I don't know if you've ever been to Ottawa in october but it's not exactly bikini weather. Uh can you hang on to this? Feel free to pass it around? I know this sounds like a cool soundtrack to my latest story, but I should really get that. It's my sister. Hey june, how are you? Mhm No, I'm kind of busy right now, you know what that feels like, right? No, my birthday was last week On the 7th. uh huh It's been on the same day now for exactly 30 years, so yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, Anyway, I gotta go what? I don't know why roller derby like on rollerblades and stuff. Okay, okay. Roller skates, whatever. Same thing. No amy. It's not the same thing. It's not the same thing at all. One is a pair of in line skates, the other has wheels on each side of the boot. You don't use in line skates for roller derby. That's ******* stupid. And it's against the rules. I'm sorry, I hear what you're saying and I echo your frustration. Listen, let me make this up to you. I got you a game ticket for your birthday. You're coming. Fine.