Grud Fudrucker

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Description

A bit of my performance as Grud Fudrucker, a friendly zoo security guard with a very Upper Midwest accent, who also happens to be a ghost.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US Upper Midwest - Fargo, Minnesota)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Oh, hey there guys. Hello? Hey, hey, wait here Greg works here. Okay. The only one here, also careful about all this screaming, you're gonna wake up the snow leopard knows. It just reminded me I just had a baby, right? It's hard enough to get sleep when you've got a little one, you know? I know that's true. We are here on very important business. Okay, well, I hope it's not zoo business because do is closed at nighttime. Not really. Which I always say about a third of the animals are nocturnal. So wouldn't you want to allow people in to observe them and they're, you know, they're most active hours? But they always say like, just shut up and haunt the zoo. That is a very good point. Actually weighed the animals say that No, the zoo officials. My bosses, Okay. I know that you're here. Yeah, I'm working my shift. They've and they've told you to just shut up and haunt the zoo. Well, not in so many words, but they say grodd stop asking us questions. Don't you have work to do? Are they paying you? Big weird, that's not what we're here for. It just seems like a labor dispute. You can't, you gotta, even if they're undead, you still gotta pay them Well, I don't need anywhere to live or eat and money just slips right through my ghostly hands unless I got a fresh case of Ectoplasm from Penny over here. Thanks so much. Penny. Okay, well that is super fun and I'm sorry about that for you