New Yorker reading monologue

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Description

New Yorker walks into an audition looking to get a job as an actor reading a monologue he's never seen before.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Ah, yes. A monologue from clear on says, I thought it was Star Trek at first, but I guess it's not a okay anyway. Okay, here I do. You want me to start like a star now? Okay, good. Good. But see what? Having condo's by this hour. Change these mouths. Who? But of late Earthsea and their Ah, we're all too little, too content. And please. Although they gave their creatures in abundance as houses are defiled for want of use, they ah, now starved for want of exercise Those ah, was that Pallotti's pull up Pilate pull? I don't know what that would that sets. I don't know how to read that word. Who? Not yet two summers younger. Must have inventions to delight The taste would now be glad of bread and beg for it. Those mothers who to, uh was it nuzzle up? Not they don't. We don't spell that like that no more. You know that. I know that. I don't think they know that up there babes thought not to that rhymes. Did you see how I thought Not? That's clever stuff. Clever. Too curious. Already. Now to eat those little darlings whom they loved so shop. Ah, hungers teeth. That man and wife draw lots yada, yada, yada They talk the talk The talk here stands a lord and the data lady weeping. Ah, here. Many sink it. Those which those them fall I didn't even know that sentence makes sense. Have scarce strength left to give them burial. Is not this true? So, uh, do I call you for the job? What do you call me for the job? I don't know. My mother says to me, What's the matter for you? I don't know. I don't know.