Alive & Well | A Pilot Podcast
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welcome to alive and, well, happiness. Podcast for the perpetually unhappy I'm your host, filmmaker, photographer and hollow shell of a man robs Armento. And I'm also your host, singer, songwriter and ugly crier Lauren Bad or join us as we explore the meaning of happiness, flip it on its head and change from its pockets. We'll touch on everything from pop culture to science to How do I always burn toast? And by the end of the show, you'll either be walking on sunshine or continued trudging through your meaningless existence like the waking nightmare. It iss it. But we find solace being together in meaninglessness, so we'll be joined by a rotating group of experts and guest hosts. More people you've never heard of bringing their own unique perspectives and colorful personality disorders for us to exploit for fun and profit. You are so dumb it is right there in front of your face. Obviously I'm smarter than you and have all the answers to life on. Then I go about and don't see another person for about two days and my house and cry. They say I want a I want a soy latte over ice on I want half sweet. I want three shots, but one of those shots has to be decaf, and I want it for here, but I want it in a paper cup. But I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna sit outside. I'm gonna eat it and I might go later. And also I want a cinnamon roll. I wanna warmed up on a plate and you're like, That's great. What size do you want? We'll also present our own twisted renditions of other people's original works like exposing the hidden existentialism of Dr Seuss and revealing the cheery disposition of everyone's favorite fatalist, Frederick Nietzsche. So for writing an emotional roller coaster while sitting on the can sounds like your idea of a good time. Help us keep this podcast alive and well.