Demo #2
Description
Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Welcome foolish mortals to the haunted mansion. I am your host, Your ghost host, kindly step all the way in please and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now. Our tour begins here in this gallery where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible mortal states. Oh, I didn't mean to frighten you prematurely. The real chill come later. Now, as they say, look alive and we'll continue our little tour and let's all stay together please, Hey, if life were perfect magazines would never smell like perfume, dogs would walk themselves and algebra would really come in handy. Well, look on the bright side at least as Amstel Light. It has only 95 calories, but you still get a real important taste. You don't give up a thing who says nothing's perfect Amstel Light. A little convention is, after all, not a meeting of a corporation's board of directors. It is a fiesta, my carnival, a big rooting horse, Norton band playing, voice screaming, medieval Get together of greed, practical lust compromised, idealism, career advancement, meeting, feud vendetta, conciliation of rabble rousers embraces and a collective rivers of animal sweat. How would you like to pay for your four tickets to Albuquerque Football Club versus Tucson United at caesar Park on friday july 29th at seven p.m. Mountain Time. Credit card paypal or pay by cash at the box office as fresh snow blanketed the grounds of the kingdom. The White Knight gazed out upon the sprawling valley side to himself and said, I must be the loneliest night of all the land. All of a sudden the White Knight spotted a strange creature walking up the snowy path towards him. As the distance between the night and the creature shrank. He saw that it was a cow who goes there. The White Knight stammered to his surprise. A gentle voice responded. It is I Maria a calf who has found herself far from home. Do you have all the late night infomercials memorized, But not because you're obsessed with acting now to double your order, but because you just haven't fallen asleep yet. Put your insomnia to bed with nocturnal rest. All natural sleep aid. Welcome players. I hope you're ready for this next chapter. Here we are in London England, home of the british monarchy. Last saturday night someone stole the hands from Big Ben. Now we no longer ticks. We need you to get them back before Time is Lost Forever. Ready for your first clue in this british hall of History. Find the room where you can read and seek out a book that contains the number two. It's that time of year. You've all been waiting for the exotic pet parade is here, this saturday. Bring your lizards, iguanas and rare birds to strut their stuff at the fifth annual market Circle, exotic pet parade. Or just come in and watch all the action. All sizes and kinds of pets are welcome. Just be sure to register online at pep parade dot com first. Mm that was a beautiful dried berry and seed feast mama bird. Just one sunflower seed left. Who wants it? I do. I want it. No, I want it. I hatched before you. So I get to have the last seed. Give it to me kids. We all need to love each other and share our goodies every day. But especially today it's thanksgiving the day of giving, caring and sharing. I don't care. I don't want to share. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c beams glitter in the dark near the 10 Houser gates. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, time to die.
Tags
Announcer, Grumpy Old Man, Amusing, Animated, Broken Speech, Cynical