Audiobook - Comedy - Fiction - Characters - Male reading Female
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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Lauren leans in and whispers Suck up. I feign Umbridge. How do you know? I don't like coffee? She asks. I'm intuitive about people. Remember? I grinned at her. Besides, no respectable coffee drinker would down Mountain Dew like you do. She holds up her pinky and forefinger and what looks like a skateboarder salute. Do the Do I squint? Yeah, you definitely don't seem older than me. Especially when you're hobbling around like a ******* geyser. Maybe you should get that back looked at. Damn. I thought I'd covered better than that. I'm lucky I get to make my living through football. But the sport has ravaged my body. I lower my voice. Do you think the warden will let us see our recruits tonight? Only if you keep sucking up to her. I reach out to pat the nicotine patch beneath her jacket sleeve. When she gets my jab at her hypocrisy, she yanks her arm away to cradle it around her waist. How well is the patch working? I whisper, she frowns. Should have one, too. What if I mess up? There's a rustling behind me and Mrs Watkins circles around the corner of the love seat carrying a steaming cup of coffee. As I get to my feet, I see Lawrence blue eyes expand. Did Mama W over here us? You like soy milk, right? She asks as she sets the coffee in front of me. No sugar. I nod. Perfect. Lauren cringes. That sounds a bit horrific. Mrs. Watkins smiles as she rounds the coffee table and sits next to Lauren. I agree, but Emma's been on a vegetarian kick, so she's making us all eat better. My kin wah casserole has a few more minutes in the oven. Should be right up your alley, Coach Trent.