The Mighty Alarm-o-bot sales pitch

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Description

A script that I wrote and voiced on the Hearthstone Videogame card \"Alarm-O-Bot.\" Intended for a video on youtube.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Are you tired of paying excessive mana costs on overpriced minions? Are you tired of minions returning to your hand, sometimes frozen and more expensive than ever? Do you wish to bypass an early game dominated by puny minions? Will then take the down tickers, toys and trouble has the solution for you introducing the Mahdi A lo lot. The Mahdi alone. What does it all? It slices. It dices. It brings the pain. There is no minion, more frightening Mawr Terrifying mawr where the of removal than the muddy Arlo bought. Not even the venerated knife jugular receives such prioritization. And with good reason, thanks to its Pettitte, aggro, radius and reinforcement protocols, the Mahdi a low baht becomes a color of dreams. A friend to files a minion soldier, servant of the cold, dark and so much more. But that's not all. The Mahdi, a low baht is a marvel of engineering and is endlessly modifiable and is compatible with all sorts of mechanization, modifications, divine blessings, magic and magnet