Burger Addict
Description
Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Teen (13-17)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Hello. My name is Jay and I'm a burger addict. Savory, juicy Patties on fluffy white buns fill my heart probably with Greece. Next thing I know, I'm out a gastropub slinging back anger sliders, and the barmaid is staring at me. Would I ask, You might want to slow down there, she says. You know, every time a cow farts puts a hole in the ozone, I laugh a little. Her stare sharpens like a dagger. I'm not joking, Manche says. It takes hundreds of millions of cows to keep your Angus sliders flowing. Ecological footprint, they lead collectively, is worse than every automobile on the planet combined. I complained to the manager and they fire her, but she gets me thinking our burgers hurt more people than just me.
Tags
Annoying Kid, Child, Aloof, Confused, Funny, Narrator, North American (General)