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All right Tommy. See here, back on youtube, back on the radio and I got email, I got something that is so a proposal I have to tell you. You know, we're doing our debunking series called ***** busters on Youtube, basically, we're going to the houses and try to show you that they are not haunted. Well, lo and behold, I get an email from doctors serenity out in Glendale, he is an official to bunker. Now check this out. He's been doing this for decades and I'll tell you, I need all the help I can get. And we got him online here and let's talk to dr serenity dr smith. Are you there Tommy Tommy? I'm so glad to be here. Tommy. Oh, Tommy, God bless you. Thank you. Thank you for putting me on there. I've got so much a J and tell me, I love you. I love listening. I've heard you all over that. I've never used to do the news out in in ventura. Yes, I did. I was also a newsman. I certainly was. This is Tommy. You see what the news flash and now this bulletin, That was me long time ago. Thank you, doc. Ah you're welcome Tommy. Now, now I heard Tommy that you're you're you're actually going to be uh in a haunted house next week. Is that what I heard you heard correctly, doc will be in Burbank, uh mysterious case. A woman who wants us to check out our house, her house around midnight, I believe it is. Oh, that's the bewitching hour time. Let me tell you, let me tell you. I grew up little thumbnail sketch. I grew up in uh the Scottish moors. Yes. Born in Scotland, grew up along the moors. Then we relocated to Ireland haunted city. Tommy. You got ghosts from A to Z. L. But I'll tell you what, it's not always the ghost. You know, you're going to the castle term. You go you go it's these cottages and you know, lo and behold us in the dark plumber. He caused all the trouble. The plumber. Now now now you're not talking about a ghost plumber, you're talking about real live plumber, correct chalabi. Who the **** would want a ghost plumber? They cause enough fracking trouble when they're alive now. No, no, I don't want to insert a whole bunch of plumbers but a lot of them they will tell you they should be parking cars on sunset boulevard. Uh Probably making more money on Hollywood that they'd be making in your in your basement to let me tell you that. Oh doc. That that's just terrible news, you know. Just Tommy, it is for you, you know your houses. I'm messing. You get a big fat bill from these suckers. But this is what it comes down to uh go into the houses. You got to check this out. You know, you had a drip, drip, drip dancing, you're darn glover and you think it's a ghost, but it is the crummy pipe work that these these Schmoes do. And uh this is and I got another tip top. Now listen up closely, tell me, uh will you go and go barefooted? You got to go barefoot because you're gonna be slashing and slapping in the basement and you're gonna ruin your shoes. Thank you doc for that tip, because we could very well be in a in the basement uh next week. Yes, yes. And take them on. And then I think you've got to be your partners with your your your entourage, with your Russian shrug, shrug. You may think it's ghost is it's actually your bare feet. You know, like the song, maybe a song you say, I'm going barefoot in duct tom going barefoot and I play it all the time. I'm rocking to the classics doc. Oh, you know, hey, I got a glee club, I got to tell you, we just want to put in my two stature Tommy. We got, our club is called the Forest Serenity ease and we will be a rock into the, all these, we go to all the church function stuff. Like maybe you get me a new tube, You know what I'd like to sing? I like to think like the big bopper, chantilly lace with a pretty face and a pony day. I love it doc. I love it Tommy. Uh, we have a good old time. You know, I'm just rocking to the oldies and you should dock. But remember, we got, we have to get back to the ghost. Is or the non ghosts or your connection. Yes, yes. Uh go barefoot. But oh now you have to have a checklist, uh, me uh, checklist of noises. I have categorized specifically noises tummy. And the first one. Check this out. It's the babushka babushka babushka. You don't like what you were on your head. Right? So that my wife, uh, she wears the purple babushka. Hey there, sexy and not the babushka champ. It's just the sound, see the air conditioning, go babushka and case in point we're at a house in Encino, uh, some years back and what you have is the darn air conditioning engineer. He sets it at midnight and amid that time everyone's fast asleep. Just scared the **** on anybody. But wish that. Well the lady says to me, what is that? I says it is your air conditioning, dear air conditioning that just was turned on at that time. But what's that? And they're like a carrier air conditioners are famous for, for that night. But there's the other ones up. What is the other one, doc? Okay, let's let's go, let's go down the list here, tell you Tommy. It's just, yes, that is your dishwasher. Now we're down in the kitchen and a lot of them are with the kitchen aid or Maytag models and we found that they will turn on, sometimes they'll turn on or turn off. So that's it. And you got to categorize it and don't confuse them. Member babushka is the air conditioner, Kokoschka is is your uh, dishwasher. But I've got so many, so many other things to tell you, tell me. But remember when you're in the house, please, uh don't ruin your shoes, go bare function when you're doing that. I'll mark that down doc. Now. We're going to where you have a little break coming up and we're going to get right back to you doctors. So many more questions I wanna ask you most certainly. You know. All right. Thank you. Tommy. I'll be here. I'm standing by along with Mrs Ashley made me look at apple pie at the side of the pilot aboard. I like that doctor. All right, Tommy. See here we shall return. We'll be right back More of doctors serenity in these haunted houses.