Silencerco Supressor

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Description

This was an ad for a company which manufactures suppressors. It was set in a 50's style and they requested a gameshow host announcer voice.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Are you tired of ringing years when you get home after a long day of shooting, struggling with a snappy recoil and muzzle flash like every other high waisted pansy at the range? Well, then a silencer is for you. Ah, silencer or suppressor for those who swing that way can be owned by any upstanding citizen of the United States of America unless you live in California, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Iowa, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Jersey, New York, Rhode Island, Vermont or Washington D. C. Now let's look at the process. Luckily, this will be a breeze as the A T F has recently upgraded their state of the art equipment to better suit our Elektronik age. First of all, you must be 21 years old and have money to buy a suppressor. Make sure to save some hard earned scratch for Uncle Sam's special stamp. Next, visit your friendly local N F A dealer. He will help determine the right caliber and brand for you. Most likely, he will suggest a silence of co brand suppressor. Once you purchase the silence or co suppressor, your dealer will help you fill out an 80 F Form four. If you're filing is an individual. You're doing it the hard way. You must obtain photos, fingerprint cards and signatures from everybody's favorite man in uniform, the local police chief. Then you can submit your forms through the mail. You may have a longer wait time. However, if you set up an N f A trust, you do not need to get photos, fingerprint cards or signatures. And most importantly, you may submit your form Elektronik Lee on the worldwide interweb. You may have to wait a short time for your forms to be cleared. Word on the street is that these new electronic forms are being processed and as quickly as 3 to 4 months. Once your paperwork is finished, you'll be the proud owner of a state of the art suppressor. Shoot wisely, shoot safely and shoots silently.